5th March 2016
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yo mama joke contest

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Queen Of The Palm Trees
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5th March 2016, 10:04 AM
hi im sbarro and im starting a yo mama joke contest the last one standing is the winner whoever has the best yo mama jokes wins there might be multiple winners these winners will tell each other yo mama jokes until the rest are out the last one standing is the winner Ex. yo mama so ugly her pillow cries at night
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+1 by candy, Bri , Tom Lee and MsGoldieMio, -1 by Rey Ren and SophieJasper
yo mama so fat when she went to the beach the whales came up to her and sang "we r family"

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5th March 2016, 10:32 AM
yo mama so poor she wears a banana peel as a hat
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5th March 2016, 10:34 AM
Yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the Hunger Games lol
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+1 by SophieJasper, candy and Tom Lee




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5th March 2016, 10:46 AM
Yo mama so fat her stomach gets home 3 hours before she does
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+1 by SophieJasper and candy
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5th March 2016, 10:46 AM
Yo mama so mean her legs left her own body.
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+1 by candy

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5th March 2016, 10:48 AM
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "We need your weight, not your phone number!" HAAA
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+1 by SophieJasper, candy, Bri and Patrick Kacket

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5th March 2016, 10:50 AM
Yo mama's so stupid, she shouted in an envelope to send a voice mail!
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+1 by SophieJasper, candy and Bri

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5th March 2016, 11:03 AM
Yo momma is so hairy, when she went to the movie theater to see Star Wars, everybody screamed and said, "IT'S CHEWBACCA!"

Ha.
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+1 by Tom Lee
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5th March 2016, 11:06 AM
yo mama so bigfat she was once a mcdonalds big mac

no but my mum is dead but lk
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+1 by Tom Lee
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5th March 2016, 11:39 AM
lol this is so funny but awkwardly rude in a way. :P
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+1 by Tom Lee
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5th March 2016, 11:55 AM
Yo mama so cruel she was considered to be worse than Trump and Clinton.

Best I can do lol..
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5th March 2016, 12:11 PM
your mom is so beautiful, even 1D wrote a song about her
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+1 by Bri and Tom Lee
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5th March 2016, 12:59 PM
Yo mama so hairy that when she tried out for the role of Chewbacca they didnt even give her a costume.

Yo mama so ugly she made Hello Kitty say bye.
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+1 by candy, Bri and Tom Lee, -1 by lulu2
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5th March 2016, 01:10 PM
I got this..

Yo mama is so fat, that when she died in call of duty, the person who killed her got a 5 kill streak..

That is mean, but hehe?
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+1 by Bri and Tom Lee, -1 by Rey Ren
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Queen Of The Palm Trees
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5th March 2016, 06:16 PM
you gus r awesome at this i wish i could put u all on the leaderboard but only five fit sorry yo mamas
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yo mama so fat when she went to the beach the whales came up to her and sang "we r family"

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