Upon a ridge they grazed
As the fluffy sheep gazed
And saw a cowboy dazed

They let out a mighty baa
Like the warriors hoo-rah
So the cowboy turned and saw

His face was gaunt and tan
He looked like a hungry man
Lusting for sheep in a can

The sheep all huddled in fear
And as the desert man drew near
On his face was an evil sneer

His eyes were as red as the sun
An expression that he was utterly done
HE HAD LOST HIS MIND!

He came up to the flock and said, golly!
I can bring this Mexican dish home to dolly!
Baaa god... he thought we were tamales.