Worst day ever for the goblin race. Firstly, Saberhez, the would-be bride of Miromeski the king of goblins, GOT MARRIED TO SOMEONE ELSE the day before the wedding, this man "Jdutr" a horrible man, a toxic man, who has said multiple times and I quote "You have no friends miro", I believe the only reason they got married is that Jdutr is Asian, and Saber is quite fond of Asian people, as everyone knows. On the day of the wedding, Saber refused my hand in marriage and actively ran from me, a PLA agent came up to me and exclaimed "She is my wife" and proceeded to gun me down, which I of course survived, many PLA began to attack me and others in the room, including Alatar and Pek, EUGEE THE SCUM also attacked me (curse him). The battle shifted to Skull Beach where I went afk in spawn and then got mowed down by PLA and Alatar (Alatar did it on accident, aiming at PLA who was shooting me). This is the worst day for the goblin kingdom, next to the day where Gothmog passed away in battle (May Melkor save your soul). I believe the scum saber secretly planned this event, she is a horrible wife and I wish to never speak to her again. I NOW ANNOUNCE: I SHALL MARRY UNGOLIANT AND RAISE A NEW ARMY OF SPIDER GOBLIN OFFSPRINGS, like goblins with extra arms and weapons or something (idk).

Mr Steal yo girl