28th June 2022
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Royal Session

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Daymen
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28th June 2022, 06:03 PM
There will be a royal session on Penguin3D, the seat of the Empire

Saturday

5 PM EST / 10 PM UK / 2 PM PST


We will be making a new ROYAL EXECUTIONER
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+1 by Flynn, Mercer, Loki, Kara and 9 others

Queen of Vultures
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28th June 2022, 07:00 PM
Amazing. I will become the royal executioner. I can kill and then eat the executed’s corpse. There will be no mess at all and you won’t even have to dig a grave.
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+1 by Flynn, Tasha, Varai and Mirrikh

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29th June 2022, 04:59 PM
I'm in
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+1 by Loki, -1 by DaN, Flynn and

Menace to Society
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29th June 2022, 06:01 PM
it's morb- i mean execution time
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Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

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