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A common lesson taught that students agree with is "don't take candy from strangers". Halloween = taking candy from strangers.

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Walk through your problems rather than walking the other direction.

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Do you wanna go to war, buhlockay?!

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Want to know how to stay home from school? Self-control. Just decide to not go...Your parents may beat you up, but if that happens, at least you stayed home.

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When a sentence in a youtube comment is much funnier than anything said in a 15-minute 'comedy' video.

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There's over 50,000 threads already. I remember when there were 10.

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Apologies = apologies. Apologies containing justifications = justification. Apology > justification. Not pointing fingers. To my family members

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I find myself so intelligent, yet so clueless.

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Food? Yes? Water? Yes? Education? Yes? Safe? Clothes? No illness? Home? Wifi? If you have those things, your life is great no matter what.

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You can be your own best friend, so the opinion of others is entirely irrelevant.

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Not commenting on something that you feel is capable of causing drama = no drama

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Wisdom comes without a label.

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By not owning up to your mistakes, all you're doing is making another mistake.

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Sorry I haven't made any dumb threads for like a week, I'll probably make one tomorrow. (I don't care that you don't care)

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Every single day, I'm like "next time, I will think before I speak." "Next time".

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I hate when people give me hugs to try to make me feel better about something knowing that I hate hugs. Like no, just bring me a restraining order to give you and a glass of fruit punch, and I'll rapidly start feeling better.

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Everyday, I plan to finally start doing something productive. How many productive things do I do? If you read a lot of relatable quotes, these things are predictable by now, so you can probably guess how many.

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Random person trying to be wise: "If this was your last day to live, would you want to do what you're doing right now?" Me: "Says the one spending life caring about how other people spend their lives."

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If you have an idea of something I should post about and most likely make fun of, tell me.

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My little sister is having a very scary stage right now. Help me.