I have made a decision to form an agency called the PBI (Penguin Bureau of Investigations), kind of like the FBI (Federal Bureau of Investigations). These dedicated penguins will help with Old CP's safety. This will be a Detective Agency. So, Show me your skills at the office!
TIMES:
Today, October 19th, 2013
5:00pm est,
4:00pm cst,
3:00pm mst.
2:00pm pst,
11:00pm-1:00am UK (not expected)
UK, you will have another earlier opportunity to join.
P.S
Only members that have never been banned may join! Mods may join as well!

Can i be like, a trainer or something?

Island, Bro, I don't know. Being a mod is a lot of stress. Just make sure you can handle it, and you wont crack under pressure. The key to being mod is, do your job. Ignore people that ask for credits, mod, and tell you your a bad mod. Also, you gotta know when to kick/ban/ipban.

What about the sharpies?

I'm going Trick-Or-Treating as an NYPD cop. I got my cuffs and my gun & holster. Then i will play Halloween pranks at a party, then go home and watch a Charlie Brown show while eating my candy with my friend.
Happy Halloween, Folks!

Uh, i don't live in England.

Thanks, Tornado! I want to be a Policeman when i grow up, but maybe writing books on my days off.

Okay, I have decided to make a mystery 3. From now on i will make a title for them.
By the way, if you do not know Sherlock Holmes or Watson AT ALL you won't understand this that well.
Setting: London, England 1898
It was a cold winter day as i strolled to my companions apartment at 221B Baker Street. As I approached his lodge, I noticed a particularly strange character outside of his door. I asked him what he might be doing in front of Sherlock's apartment. He responded to me "I am awaiting his return for i have a case that i need his help." he responded. I was quite amazed. Sherlock retired a week ago. Why would a client be at his apartment. Sherlock's retirement was all over the news papers. Why would he be here? As Sherlock approached, I saw he looked very rusted and tired. He didn't look as if he had the time to solve another case. Especially after retirement. "I see my German fellow is here." Said he. "Why, How did you know i was German?" asked the man. "I have my ways." Sherlock responded. "Now, please get out! I have retired." said Sherlock. "Please, Mr.Holmes, I have a message from Irene Adler." Said the German folk. "Irene Adler? The Woman? What is it?" asked Sherlock. "She is coming to England to see you!" Said the German folk. "I have a note right here speaking of her return." He handed Sherlock the note. I saw the note. It was very dirty and crinkled up. It said
'A man has been holding me hostage. I must return to London to see you. You must help me, Sherlock!'
Sherlock said "Wow. Would you care to let her go now?" The German folk looked in shock. How did my companion Sherlock know that he was the kidnapper?

No offense, but, why are you playing a kids game when your old enough to get married without parents permission?

1) Don't post topics like this, please. It's considered as spam.
2) Keep working hard! Don't doubt yourself! Do you think Policemen doubt themselves? No. If they are hurt they keep going. Keep trying.
3) I will tell you, though, Posting these discussions won't get you anywhere.

Well, you know why?
Pookies are annoying.
If they want to be all preppy.
New CP is for that.
Did you EVER see a pookie on Old CP?
Now, whenever i wear yellow, somebody calls me a pookie!
POOKIES, GO ON NEW CP! ITS MADE FOR YOU AND PREPS! OLD CP IS MEANT TO HAVE NONE!

YAYYY THIS IS MY 100th POST!!!!
I WILL GIVE AWAY 500 CREDITS TODAY TO A RANDOM, LUCKY WINNER!