Congrats Internal.
Can't wait for your 700'th post and your Rep Level.
~Jonathanitti

You should make more!
I want you to make more because you left Max at home and your at school + your mom & dad is at vacation.
And I want you to make more because I wanna see what your gonna do to not be with the girls that bully.
So thats all!

Your Friend,
Jonathanitti

Hello Guys!
I will make a chapter book called The Explorers.
This book is about some explorers that have to survive and explore for some clues.
I will make a chapter everyday! If I can't I'll do it the other day!
This book will have 5 chapters. Here are the Characters.Henry the brother, Sara the Mother, Andrew the father, Jessie the sister, and the killers (Name of Killers: Mountain Killers)
So lets start with chapter 1!

Chapter One:
Exploring The Island

One day there were explorers.
Their world was not peaceful.
They had people who killed a lot.
They did not want to get killed so they explored and tried to survive.
Sara the mother said "Lets explore the Forest,
There are lots of clues there!"
"Good point" said Andrew the father.
So they all went to the forest.
Once they got there, there were lots of dangerous things.
There were snakes,bombs,bullets,killers,and guns everywhere!
They did not say a word.
They all hid in the bushes to not get caught.
"I wonder if there are people here" said the leader of The Mountain Killers..
The explorers moved very carefully not to get caught.
They tried to find clues quickly as possible.
Jessie and Henry found some footprints that looked very suspicious.
The footprints looked like a wolf.
Next to the footprints were some sharp teeth that looked like a wolf.
They took it with them to build a sword to survive.
They each got 2 swords.
So they kept looking and they saw something shaking near the bushes.
The children got frightened but still opened the bushes.
Inside the bushes there was a wolf.
"Fight!" said Andrew the father.
The wolf was nice and they left the wolf alone.
"We should keep him to survive." said Jessie.
"That would be a great idea!" said Henry.
So they kept the wolf and went on to explore.
Eventually they saw one of the members of the Mountain Killers.
The wolf started to fight him and everyone applauded.
"Wooooh, Good Job." said everyone.
And they started to like the wolf even more.
They started to come up with a name.
The name was The Wolf Crawlers.

That was the end of Chapter 1.
Comment and Like if you enjoyed the 1st Chapter.
Bye!

My sister's birthday is on January 15!
And this is a funny journal.
Keep up the good work!
~Jonathanitti

They might as well not.
Here is a reason:
1. Hackers won't go to your account
Thats why im pretty much banned.(1st account banned)
But I really wish they can!
Lets just hope they will unban her.
Your Friendly User,
~Jonathanitti
Waddle On!

Here is a Morral story.
Hope you like it!
One day,
There was a little boy names Jmas. (Jay-Mas)
Since his name rhymed with Christmas,
he decided to be a naughty boy!
He didn't care for anything except for being naughty!
On Christmas Eve he decided to break all the ornaments everywhere around the world!
He even went to the North Pole to break Santa's decorations.
He now knew what he wanted for Christmas.
He wanted a Christmas Gift Stealer Remote Control!
When he woke up on Christmas morning,
He saw everything on the floor but not under the tree because he broke it!
When he looked at every gift,
The only people there were his mom,father,and his baby brother the best of all!
He was angry so he went to the North Pole to see Santa's Elves!
"Mwahahahaha"! he said loudly!
"Oh No, the worst person on the naughty list" said the elves scarely.
Jmas stole every toy they made happy like the Grinch.
The elves told Santa that they had no toys.
Santa immediately put Jmas on the double naughty list.
Jmas didn't even care he was on the double naughty list.
The next Christmas he decided to be good.
He told Santa but Santa told him "You will earn a present in 5 years for doing lots of bad things".
Jmas didn't listen and has decided to do bad again.
When he turned 82 years old,
he started to get presents.
And he lived with 6 presents happily ever after!
The End!

Comment your favorite part, if you liked it, and what did you learn!
~Jonathanitti

Good story!
It actually teaches you a lesson!
So this is called a Morral!
Good Job!
~Jonathanitti

I think its a good idea!
10 minutes is a lot so it would take awhile to know!
Waddle Around The Island!
~Jonathanitti

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I was just reminding her not to forget the link to walk on walls.

Oh Okay.
Sorry, I thought you wanted to ruin it.
~Jonathanitti

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Don't forget you can walk on walls like I was doing if you log in here! http://rsnail.biz/load.swf?cacheVersion=1386784211

You know,
you have a post already!
This is May's post which is totally different!
Try not to do it again!
~Jonathanitti

Hello penguins,
As you can see I have 19 posts!
Go to the Member in dark blue.
Then go to row 13.
Slide your rectangle thingy down all the way.
Then you will see I have 283 posts! (Btw its banned for my hack. Didn't do anything bad though.)
283 + 19 = 302!
Thank you guys for all this!
You all made me get my goal which was 300 posts!
Im so excited I made my goal.
So here's my next goal...
400 posts 50 rep.
Thank you all of you.
Well thats my cool thing!
Bye!
Waddle On The Island.
~Jonathanitti

Great job!
It might teach other new people how to behave ingame , what it looks like, who are mods, and how to do commands!

Your friend,
Jonathanitti

Waddle On#

Hello Penguins,
I will be telling you jokes with me in it![color=]
Im blue and others will be red![/color]
Lets get started!

Joke Number 1

Jonathanitti: I like to dance salsa!
Stranger: How do you dance in salsa?
Jonathanitti: Not the sause, the dance!
Stranger: Im pretty sure its sause.
Dance Teacher, is there a dance called salsa?
Dance Teacher: Huh, isn't salsa a sauce?
Jonathanitti: Oh brother!

Joke Number 2

Jonathanitti: My birthday's tomorrow, the best day in the December!
Stranger: Actually Christmas is the best day in December
*yells* Is your birthday better than Christmas everybody?
Everybody: No!!!
Jonathanitti: So you all hate your birthday's?
Everybody: Yes!
Jonathanitti: What a hatable world!

Joke Number 3

Jonathanitti: What a beautiful Sunday morning!
Sky: *starts to rain*
Girl: Yeah right! Its raining out here!
I miss the beautiful sunset!
Jonathanitti: Yeah right, like if I like the sunset!
Girl: *calls cops*
Jonathanitti: Noooooo
Cops: Your under arrest little fellow!
Jonathanitti: Not again!!

As you can see it says "Not again!"
You can go to my Music & Regular Jokes in the Entertainment Place!
I get arrested for stealing sandwiches!
Hope that helped!
Comment your favorite part in the comments below or ask me if I should do more of these jokes!
Hope you enjoyed them!
Bye!
Your friend,
~Jonathanitti

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Thats great! PM me some ideas for my news tomorrow! !!!

Pm you tommorow or Today?
~Jonathanitti

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Oh these are clever! Would you like to have a joke column in my newspaper? You could be in my youtube videos! Part of the 'Cindy's SnapShot News'! You would have credit! I will copy and paste your jokes if you want them to be in my news. Waddle On!

Ooh wow.
I would like to be on youtube and be on your newspaper!
~Jonathanitti