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Posted in Body Image • 23rd August 2015, 02:45 PM


Body Image is how you see yourself if you for some reason don't know.


That is so incredibly untrue. A lot of guys tell them that they're beautiful and they accept them the way they are.

I'm struggling to find pictures about body image that aren't inappropriate. Oh Google, I love you.


My body isn't a temple. You know what my body is? Something that needs a shower.


Alright, this is the part where I should be cheesy and talk about some "you are beautifu!" But I don't know if you're beautiful or not because I don't know you. Let me say this though: you look fine. If you're a guy, some guys aren't meant to be muscular. If you're a girl, you don't have to be skinny. Even though most girls who are insecure and say they're fat are skinny. Look in the mirror every morning and say "I look GOOD! DAYUM!" and it will work. Makes you feel better. If you say you look bad, you'll feel that way. How you feel about yourself depends on what you say to yourself. It doesn't depend on what anyone else says.

But if someone calls you fat or if someone calls you short, skinny, whatever, you shouldn't take it as an insult because it's not bad to be those things. So if someone tries to hurt you by insulting your body, instead of getting insecure about yourself which is useless, say "bless you" and be nice to them, because they probably have insecurities about themselves and talk negatively about others to make them feel better about themself. Or you can punch them in the face which is a better idea. Or say "bless you" while punching them in the face.
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Posted in -My opinion- • 23rd August 2015, 01:09 PM

Yeah. Damen is always making these rules he doesn't follow himself.
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Posted in Abbreviation Cussing • 23rd August 2015, 01:07 PM

Who says it's cussing? For example, apparently, "wtf" means "where's the food?" (It's in the toilet)
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Posted in How to make the Ladies Like U • 23rd August 2015, 08:40 AM

Or you can just put a gun to their head and say "WE WILL BE TOGETHER! YOU HAVE NO CHOICE!!!" It's much easier and less cheesy.
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Posted in Disagreement • 22nd August 2015, 11:54 PM

Rebeccaisnotonice wrote on 22nd August 2015 11:45 PM:
Meghann said on 22nd August 2015 11:04 PM:
Hey fool!

Dice deserves consequences, but he does not deserve insults. He did kill them but it was far different from killing them in real life. In real life, when you die, you're gone, you can't make a new account. On OldCP, you can make a new account. So he's getting hate for something that can easily be solved by making another account. The rules say to respect everyone (even though a staff member was the one who caused this disrespect) and that's not something we should listen to because it's a rule. It's something we should listen to because it's right. Sure, they can click the x, but it doesn't change the fact that there was disrespectful behavior shown. If we want to be a loving community which is what this is called, we must act like one to one another. dice shouldn't go unpunished, but he should be punished (which he was) and then it's done. No rude nicknames, no insulting albums, none of that. It really hurts me seeing us act like this
AWW booohooo! :(
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Posted in Really? • 22nd August 2015, 11:04 PM

Castiel wrote on 22nd August 2015 10:00 PM:
Hi. Haven't posted in a while so sorry if this is in the wrong category, or whatnot.


I went on this game to play an old version of OldCP. I went on this game to make new friends. I didn't, however, go on this game to be shooting and killing people. If I'd want to do that, I'd be on Call of Duty. You guys say this is a friendly community. You guys are hating on a 10 year old. I am NOT on Dice's side. He is a jerk for doing what he did. But, that wouldn't of happened if there was no violence. This is a kids game, that means there shouldn't be any guns or swords or whatever the heck else you have. Honestly, it should stop. This should all stop. No more. It was fun 2 years ago but now it's not.

Look, dislike, or like, I don't really care. But you honestly can't be mad at someone for shooting, if you gave them the gun. No one here should be trusted, because people turn. I'm just saying, stop adding guns and swords. It is really annoying because these things happen.




Kara said something in the comments, which actually was the best way of explaining it,

but after Dice, I guess you cannot trust everyone. Discussion closed (and please like what Kara said it was great.) I'm not liking what Kara said. -Ace
Kara wrote on 22nd August 2015 10:12 PM:
I know what you're saying, but the roleplay on here is great, it makes OLDCP FUN.
If you no longer like the way OldCP is, you should have a conversation with Damen about it. He's open to suggestions, most of the (My opinion.)
Except not really. Damen usually doesn't respond. As for OldCPee being boring without violence, violence isn't the only key to fun, if it's even a key to fun. It's more of a key to drama. It can be fun without death, all he has to do is add more things to the game and they don't have to include death. As for Dice being cyber bullied, cyber bullying should matter so little that you can make a joke out of it happening to you. Because how do you benefit from strangers liking you? You don't benefit from them liking you just as much as you don't benefit from them hating you. The only thoughts about you that matters are the thoughts of those who are a big part of you getting somewhere important in life. He's getting negativity, but he can ignore it and put his eyes on something positive. He can laugh off the insulting words, and if he continues to do that, he'll stop caring about what anyone has to say before he knows it. That's what everyone else should do as well. Hot profile picture by the way
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Posted in Dice the Butt Ugly • 22nd August 2015, 08:50 PM

Dice the butt ugly. Well, I guess since kids play, the insults have to be lame.
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Posted in Youtubers losing subs • 22nd August 2015, 07:27 PM


By that, I don't mean Youtubers that aren't alive anymore, I mean youtube channels themselves that have died or slowly are dying. As in channels that are losing subscribers. As in channels that are slowly becoming bad or are already bad. By the way, this post is starring Jesus Christ. (Aka Jacob from OldCPee)


This is a channel that's seemingly for girls and I'm talking about it. That makes me weird, right?

Looks like it's slowly going from seven super girls to 6. To 5. To 4. To 3. 2 2. Two 1. Just in case you don't know how to count. Apparently, they're quitting the channel because they're old as crap. They're not super. Super people can overcome age. Oh, Youtube! So full of lies! By the way, look at how in the thumbnail, this person is happily saying goodbye.

A normal person who has to "move on" and leave their fans would be like

or nah.
She was all like


Ray William Johnson. Another youtuber abandoning fans.

Here's Ray throwing a baby. Always remember his videos for his...baby abusing.


Fred used to be like a big deal. Then he just left that channel without reasoning. "Fred works at a tattoo shop". "Fred goes trick-or-treating". How about "Fred abandons Youtube!"?

So much for pretty much every Youtuber talking about some


because then they're all like:


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Posted in Replying to another comment • 22nd August 2015, 06:30 PM

Bailey wrote on 22nd August 2015 06:25 PM:
It does tend to get on my nerves when someone comments on a discussion only to quote a comment and say something about that specific comment and nothing about the discussion itself. I feel people do this for more posts or something like that. I honestly don't know how this is going to be solved since we can't control what people say, but I see your concern for it as it does to me, too. Guys, just makes posts that are relevant to the discussion as we do not want discussions to get way off-topic.
This is the Ace of the aces. It can be solved if it becomes a rule not to do that. A few people would still do it, but most would probably stop after a staff member demands them to stop.
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Posted in Funny drama+One Direction • 22nd August 2015, 02:16 PM

You're adopted, I'm your real mother.


This is going to be really, really entertaining for me.


Take notes, guys!


Girls freaking out over Zayn Mylick leaving One Direction. When that happened, there was more drama than we have on here on a daily basis. And that's a lot of drama so that says something. Unfortunately, life is sad sometimes as we know. It seems happy at first, (like how girls were happy about having One Direction in their lives as if they are superheroes) and then it gets sad. (Like how fangirls got sad when Zayn left) We have to get used to these moments. Something seems happy and good at first but ends up being sad.



Anyway, I would say killing yourself over a boy band slowly dying is disrespectful to those who kill themself over a life that's actually hard, but killing yourself for any reason doesn't deserve respect in the first place and is entirely stupid.


Kids, if you feel upset, simply eat a popsicle and you'll feel better. Popsicles make me feel better. So that obviously means they'll make everyone else feel better.



Apparently, I am a butt. And a big one. I always have been and I always will be. I just have one question...why the hell are you guys not eating popsicles?
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Posted in Distracting War Knights • 22nd August 2015, 12:10 PM

Good thing I'm invinsible and can't die, right?
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Posted in ~*Thank you*~ • 22nd August 2015, 11:54 AM

I don't know, they never......eeeeeeeeever leave for good for some reason. But just in case, goodbye, I hope you visit, good luck with life.
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Posted in You Guys Need me. • 22nd August 2015, 11:05 AM

Jassie wrote on 22nd August 2015 10:54 AM:
It's actually peaceful here without you.
Guys, it's Sherlock. I can tell from the grammar.
Jassie wrote on 22nd August 2015 10:59 AM:
Rebecca said on 22nd August 2015 10:57 AM:
Jassie said on 22nd August 2015 10:54 AM:
It's actually peaceful here without you.
Guys, it's Sherlock. I can tell from the grammar.

what grammar?


The grammar on his post.
Except there is no grammar.
Ratonhnhaketon wrote on 22nd August 2015 09:12 AM:
I Know you Guys Want My help ,And I'm Going to kill Mickey/Morgoth Let the gods and Godesses (Royals)Of DSGHQ forgive Me For My Sins
I could use your help. With getting you out the door.
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Posted in Tragedies (with chimpanzees) • 21st August 2015, 07:35 PM

Alright, so I went from

to





Apparently, this guy's responsible for the Sandy Hook shooting. Eww. Even that face says "tragedy". Anyway, I don't know.

These kids are putting their hands on each other's dirty backs and walking away from the school instead of running for their life. Not to mention most of the fact that most of them have their eyes closed. Wouldn't you want to know where you're going knowing that there's a killer in the area and on the loose? And wouldn't you want to get away as quick as possible?

Apparently, Sandy Hook wasn't open during the time it happened which means kids weren't there which means kids couldn't have died. Also, he supposedly died a day before it happened. Enough said. I've had enough of that face, let's move on.


September 11 attacks. One of the most if not the most famous terrorist attack of all time. My uncle died on that day. But guess what? It happened more than a decade ago and we all need to move on. But nope, every year, America has a reminder of what happened on that date. There have been many more people have been killed at once. So what makes this so important? We won't get anywhere in the future if we focus on the past. So we should stop being dumb. Crap happens because this isn't Disney so there won't always be a happy ending. But come on, we need to move on with life before our life ends and moves on from us.
however



This woman was attacked by some doofus chimpanzee.

I covered up her face because it may make you cringe. That's unfortunate.

But hey, it's the circle of life. If the circle of life were to include getting your face ripped off or a plane crashing into the place you work.
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