10th January 2019, 10:59 PM
The Crime Office
Ahoy from the Crime Office! This week has been nothing but a hectic roller coaster for the DSGHQ community and if you're behind, we're here to help. Here's everything recapped from this week, including the tragic assassination of the Emperor, the loss of a few mods and more.
The assassination of Emperor Majorhalo was one that will never be forgotten. His murderer, Adawg, was instantly punished for his crime and faced the harsh consequences of being suspended from the forums and having Damen almost shut the game down entirely. Tragic. Speaking of tragic events, you know that green-haired penguin...Pablo, is it? We're just playing. The outstanding moderator resigned from KOTN, causing many to mourn. He may be gone, but he will NEVER be forgotten.
"I Hereby Make Black Magic Illegal In The South Again. Black Magic is NOT to be messing around with, it is for evil
also wizards cant use magic in public unless they’re in a battle or in a MAJOR situation where they have to use it as a last resort." - Emperor Majorhalo
Melkor showed up for a morning breakfast of pizza, immediately spotted Emperor Helper Chelsey hanging around and decides to move her chair. BFF things I guess.
Frogs, who shows up out of the blue once more, potentially plots to kill Major after being told he'd get a double bladed saber. Credits to Lord Melian for the picture:
During Damen's create stream on YouTube, (If you'd like to stay updated with his streams and such, his channel is Jack Banana Dev) he announces that he's bringing back permanent death. RIP non-op users. Junaid showed himself on OldCP giving King of Dorval, Orlock, a Melkoranian treaty. Junaid eventually left after no one would kill him so he could ascend, however, we were warned that "Mandos is coming." Mandos then arrived in jail and was fought by multiple warriors including Warlord Flame, which he issued a death threat to.
Perm death has been officially added, so double RIP to all non-op users. Dagor is expected to occur in 6 days, several users were given the Melkorian treaty, Frogs attacks once again, Tent ends up killing him...we miss Pablo. Melkor moves a bench in jail...what does this guy have against furniture? Junaid returns and users are given the vanity item ‘MelkoranianTreaty' as a gift. Woah, for once, there's some good news! Killer, the rightful heir to the throne, now rules the North. Congrats to him! Top Dogg of Providence AKA Jenna declares evil vampires banished from Providence. Mike murders vampire Thuringwethl on his legendary account "PolPot2." RIP PolPot, he was quickly murdered by iBlue. Innocent user 11Sara11 was unexpectedly attacked by a spirit...they used lightning. A bit harsh if you ask me. Not much information was gathered from the attack, sorry for the lack of details.
"Vampires are now moved to 50 h. Some are good, some evil, but they are KOS if the King/Queen of an island bans them from their island." - Senior Monk Khal. Major declares vampires Illegal in the SOUTH. "AOS vampires you see trying to bite people." SPWC, Sadie, has been trialed for sharing her password with TeamMaybe. Sadie is found guilty, is instantly demoted from her rank and Team is now IPBANNED. Use your mistakes as lessons for the future. Thank you for your time, Sadie. BeanXII and Batter begin to go at it for God knows what, resulting in Batter assassinating Bean on his Vampire account. Flame shortly avenges Bean, shooting Batter. Thanks, Flame.
Chelsey holds a session, announcing multiple ranks are being stripped of Rank 3.
That's it for this week's report! Stay tuned for more. - Detectives Lyss and Flame
11th January 2019, 03:37 AM
Frogss wrote on 11th January 2019, 02:18 AM:
Yes indeed indeed, on Dagor no more jokes, you're all dead.
11th January 2019, 07:50 AM
This is an ABSOLUTE amazing post! Outstanding Job!
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