There is no such thing as Global Warming, Chuck Norris got cold so he turned up the sun.

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris Built the hospital he was born in.

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

When the "7 days to live" guy called Chuck Norris, he hung up and said "um...wrong number."

Thats it. Enjoy!

Sorry,I meant to like it. I will like a different post you made,to make up for this. Anyway,funny jokes!