There once was a boy named Donald Trump. 
He was very good looking. Many people complemented him on his stylish corn hair. One day, he used his good looks to get a free Xbox 420 and Call of Duty Modern Warfare 360 Quickscope Edition for a small loan of a million dollars. After spending an hour of fumbling with the TV he finally found out how to plug in the Xbox and turned it on. After downloading a small 1 Gigabyte patch, he was ready to play some Call of Duty Modern Warfare 360 Quickscope Edition. After spending a few hours on there, he was invited to the Illuminati. He turned them down though, for they were not on his skill level. But then, there was a bright flash of light... smoke started filling the room, and then... before his very eyes... appeared Lord Gaben. He invited him to FAZE! Donald Trump was amazed. He quickly accepted the offer. There was one catch though... He had to defeat the 2nd in command, Snoop Dog in a 360 Quickscope battle. Donald Trump was ultimately defeated. There was another flash of light, and all that was left of his Xbox 420 was one dorito. Now, Donald Trump runs for President in hopes to demote Lord Gaben to Scrublord. Who knows? Maybe he will complete his goal... Only time will tell.
He was very good looking. Many people complemented him on his stylish corn hair. One day, he used his good looks to get a free Xbox 420 and Call of Duty Modern Warfare 360 Quickscope Edition for a small loan of a million dollars. After spending an hour of fumbling with the TV he finally found out how to plug in the Xbox and turned it on. After downloading a small 1 Gigabyte patch, he was ready to play some Call of Duty Modern Warfare 360 Quickscope Edition. After spending a few hours on there, he was invited to the Illuminati. He turned them down though, for they were not on his skill level. But then, there was a bright flash of light... smoke started filling the room, and then... before his very eyes... appeared Lord Gaben. He invited him to FAZE! Donald Trump was amazed. He quickly accepted the offer. There was one catch though... He had to defeat the 2nd in command, Snoop Dog in a 360 Quickscope battle. Donald Trump was ultimately defeated. There was another flash of light, and all that was left of his Xbox 420 was one dorito. Now, Donald Trump runs for President in hopes to demote Lord Gaben to Scrublord. Who knows? Maybe he will complete his goal... Only time will tell.