Rags to Royalty - Story of Malorie & Adawg
22nd February 2016
The Adventures of Malorie and Adawg
By the road, there was a woman. Her name was Malorie and she was very poor. She had a little child named Anna and she tried to afford everything she could for the child. But she had a tradition every first Friday of the month. She would walk her little child to a Starbucks and buy a cookie with sprinkles and hot chocolate for her and her daughter. But on the first Friday of May, she found something quite strange while walking to the local Starbucks. She picked it up and it was an AK47. Quite confused why an army gun would be there, she was suddenly under attack. The attacker's name was Clarkson and he had quite a big Afro. He looked much like her friend Bakon. She immediately noticed him as a threat and carried her daughter away from Clarkson. Malorie was screaming for help and she immediately heard a voice followed by a thrust. "I'm coming to save you Malorie!" Amazed, it was Prince Adawg. Realizing that her daughter was gone, Malorie shrieked! "WHERE ARE YOU ANNA?" Malorie screamed. She was very scared and she ordered Adawg to find her. The Knights came, especially Matthew and Gamer under the orders of Adawg and Bp28. "We were told that Anna is part of the prophecy, the lost princess," they stated. All of the sudden, Clarkson was there, with a gun next to Anna's face. Anna was deathly pale and her face was tear-streaked. Behind Clarkson, Sir Sam stabbed her sword upon his back and he fell within seconds. The DSGHQ cheered of victory and Anna was free. But something else excited happened too.
"Will you marry me, Malorie?" Prince Adawg proposed.
It was the best offer she got ever in her ragged life. "Oh yes! I accept!" Malorie exclaimed.
At the big wedding, everything was perfect. The ceremony went excellently and they had done their vows and I do's. Malorie was given a huge Toblerone wrapper wrapped ring. Anna threw golden Toblerone flowers and the Throne Room was exceptionally decorated. At the big party, oh! there was so much to eat! Steaks, salads, and Toblerone Mousse cake. It was the third most glorified wedding in DSGHQ history.
To this day, Prince Adawg and Princess Malorie walk their 3 year old daughter, Anna, to pick up hot chocolate and sprinkled cookies from Starbucks every first Friday of each month.
~Sam
"Will you marry me, Malorie?" Prince Adawg proposed.
It was the best offer she got ever in her ragged life. "Oh yes! I accept!" Malorie exclaimed.
At the big wedding, everything was perfect. The ceremony went excellently and they had done their vows and I do's. Malorie was given a huge Toblerone wrapper wrapped ring. Anna threw golden Toblerone flowers and the Throne Room was exceptionally decorated. At the big party, oh! there was so much to eat! Steaks, salads, and Toblerone Mousse cake. It was the third most glorified wedding in DSGHQ history.
To this day, Prince Adawg and Princess Malorie walk their 3 year old daughter, Anna, to pick up hot chocolate and sprinkled cookies from Starbucks every first Friday of each month.
~Sam