The Legendary Beer Challenge.
23rd July 2020
Prepare to read something never seen before in the history of DSGHQ...
Not long ago, a brave young man decided to accomplish the impossible... His name was Eugee. He was a strong military leader and the most trustworthy friend of Damen. But Eugee knew that his friend Damen was obsessed in becoming the Lord of push-ups and was destroying his life doing it, knowing the fact that even babies did more push ups than him...
But Eugee didn't give up hope, and after hours of thinking and analyzing how to fix this he thought the only way to keep his friend busy was to challenge him for something else.
So at the next day, Eugee was already flying to England and ready to surprise Damen in his castle. Once he arrived Damen didn't listened to what Eugee was saying and admitted he DIDN´T checked the mails Eugee was sending to him in his forums page because he was too busy doing push-ups... So Eugee proceed and immediately told Damen about this mystic challenge and for the first time Damen looked back at him and told his friend to explain it.
Eugee said he challenged Damen to drink a whole pint of Beer faster than him, and that this challenge will specifically determined who was the real alpha in the whole community. Damen accepted the challenge and demanded to do it right away! So Eugee and Damen started their journey to the most alpha and manliest bar on England. It was a long trip, they were a lot of Orcs, Nazguls and Shinobis they had to defeat to get there, but they did. Eugee went an order to pints of the Gulden Draak 9000 quadruple and told Damen that beer was so manly, people burp fire once they finished it, but what he didn't told him was he put inside of them the secret potion of friendship.
They started drinking at the same time, and the beer was so powerful they cried while doing it, after 7 seconds they both finished at the same time and lay down their glasses. Damen immediately said oh my god i've never felt this way before, im finally so happy and i feel alive again. He thanked Eugee so much and went to hug him. But when he was hugging him both felt pain in their hearts... Eugee knew it was the secondary effect of the potion and it had to be done.
Some seconds later, Eugee and Damen were on the floor dead but both were smiling as no men have seen before and were hugging each other like real friends.
...2 weeks later it was the funeral, everyone was crying so loud because of the lost of this two brave gentleman, some people like Mance and Frogs were so sad, they promised to continue their friendship legacy. And they were both granted the medal and title of Beer Lords and their graves together.
But Eugee didn't give up hope, and after hours of thinking and analyzing how to fix this he thought the only way to keep his friend busy was to challenge him for something else.
So at the next day, Eugee was already flying to England and ready to surprise Damen in his castle. Once he arrived Damen didn't listened to what Eugee was saying and admitted he DIDN´T checked the mails Eugee was sending to him in his forums page because he was too busy doing push-ups... So Eugee proceed and immediately told Damen about this mystic challenge and for the first time Damen looked back at him and told his friend to explain it.
Eugee said he challenged Damen to drink a whole pint of Beer faster than him, and that this challenge will specifically determined who was the real alpha in the whole community. Damen accepted the challenge and demanded to do it right away! So Eugee and Damen started their journey to the most alpha and manliest bar on England. It was a long trip, they were a lot of Orcs, Nazguls and Shinobis they had to defeat to get there, but they did. Eugee went an order to pints of the Gulden Draak 9000 quadruple and told Damen that beer was so manly, people burp fire once they finished it, but what he didn't told him was he put inside of them the secret potion of friendship.
They started drinking at the same time, and the beer was so powerful they cried while doing it, after 7 seconds they both finished at the same time and lay down their glasses. Damen immediately said oh my god i've never felt this way before, im finally so happy and i feel alive again. He thanked Eugee so much and went to hug him. But when he was hugging him both felt pain in their hearts... Eugee knew it was the secondary effect of the potion and it had to be done.
Some seconds later, Eugee and Damen were on the floor dead but both were smiling as no men have seen before and were hugging each other like real friends.
...2 weeks later it was the funeral, everyone was crying so loud because of the lost of this two brave gentleman, some people like Mance and Frogs were so sad, they promised to continue their friendship legacy. And they were both granted the medal and title of Beer Lords and their graves together.
THE END