my villagers got killed and im sad

23rd July 2020

This book is better than the one with the gnomes that JK tolkien made like not every book about magic needs gnomes???


Long ago (About 5 days ago as of the time of writing this) I made a minecraft survival world to prove that I'm not a disappointing miserable hideous failure of a lardy penguin who cant even kill one ender dragon without using creative mode (definitely using commands though). Basically I fell into the lava the first time I went into the nether because I have the eyesight of a mole rat that had an encounter with a chainsaw in a photograph development room but anyway thats not important I only lost all my items so no biggy (kinda a biggy though bc i lost all my bread). Stupid ghasts. Anyway back to the story I had a village near my ugly square house (the one that's full of chickens that keep crapping eggs everywhere) and I kidnapped the church villager to force him to give me items because I wanted ender pearls. And then some villagers with gray skin appeared and killed them all and I was sad. The church villager also died. And I died. 3 times because of their massive sphinx cows. (I lost my bread again). Also ebay is a scam like if I'm paying £27 postage on something I want my product to be packaged in a limousine and then signed by David Attenborough. p.s. how do i download minecraft story mode if every site that sells it is out of stock. Anyway IDK if the end thing is automatic or not so I'll put it here anyway just in case and I guess if I'm wrong I'll look dumb. The End