DAY ONE:
Hello new journal (not a diary)
Today I ate garbage and watched Sentry beat some orcs
DAY TWO:
Hello Diary, Today I frolicked around Das and befriended some orcs, which were shortly killed by a sea dragon, I also ate some garbage and drank some mead.
DAY THREE:
Hello Diary, Today I witnessed something beautiful, I was sunbathing on Das as I heard the sound of a roaring missile, to my surprise, a nuke had came and blew up three users, whom of which were not evil.
DAY FOUR:
On this day I visited Melkors resting spot, where he was slain by the great Turin on Damen's Day (curse turin!!!!!!)
Rest in Peace father....
DAY FIVE:
Hello Diary, I am writing this while laying in my garbage pile, I am upset, my son GoblinChef was killed in a mass poisoning incident, I had never met him before.