There once was a squid that did not know how to play the clarinet, he had so many friends, other then spongebob, the most annoying sponge in the sea. One day squidward decided that he needed to go to a very fun place. He went to Oldcp! He was jealous of lots of people so he decided to turn evil. Everyone loved squidward, until he turned handsome. We all hated him after that, but the real question is, is he real? Or is he just a DSGHQ "story" made by Lylance?? Well, who knows what made him evil or if he even is real but one things for sure, Squidward needs some clarinet lessons.