The Sons Of Zabuska
✅ Canon
26th July 2020
The backstory of Zabuska and his sons
THE SONS OF ZABUSKA
THE GREATEST OF ORC KIND
In the winter there was born one orc named 'Zabuska' out from the bowls of the north, a place as far as Providence Island. Now this was no ordinary orc because it was an orc of the greenwaters, a radioactive mutated spawn of Orchelin, the orcs of Pythas in the year 2020.
No orc was like him. History has no record of an orc so giant, strong and fearsome. He made the Urukai cringe before him, for his might was greater than three of their strongest. Zabuska's chest was like iron plates, his shins like steel rods and from the tip of his feet to the crown of his head he was covered in a thick coat of dryscale– harder than mail.
As soon as he emerged from his slime encrusted enshroudment, he was taken by the guard straight to the Black City where was LEGION the Mighty, Lieutenant to the DARK LORD. As soon as LEGION saw him, he laughed an especially dark deep laugh, echoing as high up as the tower of Barad^dur itself.
On hearing the call, the great armoury forged for him a steel armor thicker than that of his kindred. However, on being given the armour (which LEGION made for him), he instanty bent the breastplate until it was split in two!
"DO YOU THINK I REQUIRE THIS TO REMAIN UNSCATHED?" he shrieked, his gaze squirming straight at the LEGION themself.
Smirking, the LEGION laughed once more as they entered into the chamber of doom.
The next day, Zabuska was out in the field hunting for food. Yes, no Orc was able to eat anything in the BLACK CAFETERIA, for Zabuska himself would gobble up the entire pantry leaving not even a single crumb left. So the Orcs became envious of Zabuska, so they would go out and hunt for their own food.
Searching for extra food, Zabuska saw a large goat. He ran, grabbed the goat by its neck and tore off its head. He ate the entire thing, leaving only the skull in which was mounted upon his head. Then, on seeing a lion springing forth from the shore of Corvo, he charged towards it and crushed it with his bare hands. Then, he tore out its spine and used it as a weapon in battle.
Then, Zabuska said to his attendant: "The time has come for me to take over The Black City. Come and muster all of my orcs" (because Zabuska had his own orcs in those days because he was very mighty.)
So Zabuska went to the Black City and said: "SURRENDER LEGION, I AM TRULY THE GREATEST."
At that, LEGION came and levitated Zabuska so high in the air that he would surely die. At that, LEGION said: "You think you scare me? Why, we are beyond you in every aspect. ENOUGH of this! Pythas commands you go forth and attack the mainland for it has been overtaken by a southern Queen."
So Zabuska went out and waged a fierce war against the troops of Queen Rouge on Das. The slaughter was unusually great. Zabuska was the mightiest Orc. His attendant was called Zorgog. His first in command was Mastar Oomlek. His second in command was Jdutr.
Then, the great Orc Zabuska of great strength from mutation was bested by Orome's warlord named SIR LIGHT who wielded the blade of Orome. And Zabuska was laid to rest in the City of Death near The Black Gate in Das.
These are the children of Zabuska: Zabura the Girl Orc (Mightier than ten male orcs), Zaboth (mightier than 100 male orcs) and Zashbothar (mightier than 90 male orcs). Now Zaboth and Zashbothar were only orclings when their father died. So LEGION went and got for them ROIDS to make them grow fast.
So Zaboth and Zabura and Zashbothar went to the BLACK GYM and lifted day and night. (However, Zabura only lifted for 3 hours per day and Zashbothar lifted for only 6 hours per day. Zaboth on the other hand lifted for 24 hours per day).
Then Zaboth was named THE GREAT ORC who was even greater than Zabuska (because Zaboth took ROIDS but his father did not). So Zabuska was natural and his son Zaboth was a fake natural. This however is known.
These are the great exploits of ZABOTH THE MIGHTY KILLER CRUSHER: He exploded the skull of Chelsey the Empress Helper in 2020. She was laid to rest. He choked and collapsed the necks of the JUDGESS Saber to anger Orome and Manwe, he split open the chest of Rouge and Harry of Das, ending their reign. He slew Jughead the Warlord of the South, making him look like a little boy. He cut in half the sons of the prophets in the woodland, smearing the innards of Prophet Akkar all over the snow. He cut off the wings of the BIRD OF MANWE for sport. He force pushed out of spawn many people and became known as 'RULEBREAKER the GREAT'.
THE GREATEST OF ORC KIND
In the winter there was born one orc named 'Zabuska' out from the bowls of the north, a place as far as Providence Island. Now this was no ordinary orc because it was an orc of the greenwaters, a radioactive mutated spawn of Orchelin, the orcs of Pythas in the year 2020.
No orc was like him. History has no record of an orc so giant, strong and fearsome. He made the Urukai cringe before him, for his might was greater than three of their strongest. Zabuska's chest was like iron plates, his shins like steel rods and from the tip of his feet to the crown of his head he was covered in a thick coat of dryscale– harder than mail.
As soon as he emerged from his slime encrusted enshroudment, he was taken by the guard straight to the Black City where was LEGION the Mighty, Lieutenant to the DARK LORD. As soon as LEGION saw him, he laughed an especially dark deep laugh, echoing as high up as the tower of Barad^dur itself.
On hearing the call, the great armoury forged for him a steel armor thicker than that of his kindred. However, on being given the armour (which LEGION made for him), he instanty bent the breastplate until it was split in two!
"DO YOU THINK I REQUIRE THIS TO REMAIN UNSCATHED?" he shrieked, his gaze squirming straight at the LEGION themself.
Smirking, the LEGION laughed once more as they entered into the chamber of doom.
The next day, Zabuska was out in the field hunting for food. Yes, no Orc was able to eat anything in the BLACK CAFETERIA, for Zabuska himself would gobble up the entire pantry leaving not even a single crumb left. So the Orcs became envious of Zabuska, so they would go out and hunt for their own food.
Searching for extra food, Zabuska saw a large goat. He ran, grabbed the goat by its neck and tore off its head. He ate the entire thing, leaving only the skull in which was mounted upon his head. Then, on seeing a lion springing forth from the shore of Corvo, he charged towards it and crushed it with his bare hands. Then, he tore out its spine and used it as a weapon in battle.
Then, Zabuska said to his attendant: "The time has come for me to take over The Black City. Come and muster all of my orcs" (because Zabuska had his own orcs in those days because he was very mighty.)
So Zabuska went to the Black City and said: "SURRENDER LEGION, I AM TRULY THE GREATEST."
At that, LEGION came and levitated Zabuska so high in the air that he would surely die. At that, LEGION said: "You think you scare me? Why, we are beyond you in every aspect. ENOUGH of this! Pythas commands you go forth and attack the mainland for it has been overtaken by a southern Queen."
So Zabuska went out and waged a fierce war against the troops of Queen Rouge on Das. The slaughter was unusually great. Zabuska was the mightiest Orc. His attendant was called Zorgog. His first in command was Mastar Oomlek. His second in command was Jdutr.
Then, the great Orc Zabuska of great strength from mutation was bested by Orome's warlord named SIR LIGHT who wielded the blade of Orome. And Zabuska was laid to rest in the City of Death near The Black Gate in Das.
These are the children of Zabuska: Zabura the Girl Orc (Mightier than ten male orcs), Zaboth (mightier than 100 male orcs) and Zashbothar (mightier than 90 male orcs). Now Zaboth and Zashbothar were only orclings when their father died. So LEGION went and got for them ROIDS to make them grow fast.
So Zaboth and Zabura and Zashbothar went to the BLACK GYM and lifted day and night. (However, Zabura only lifted for 3 hours per day and Zashbothar lifted for only 6 hours per day. Zaboth on the other hand lifted for 24 hours per day).
Then Zaboth was named THE GREAT ORC who was even greater than Zabuska (because Zaboth took ROIDS but his father did not). So Zabuska was natural and his son Zaboth was a fake natural. This however is known.
These are the great exploits of ZABOTH THE MIGHTY KILLER CRUSHER: He exploded the skull of Chelsey the Empress Helper in 2020. She was laid to rest. He choked and collapsed the necks of the JUDGESS Saber to anger Orome and Manwe, he split open the chest of Rouge and Harry of Das, ending their reign. He slew Jughead the Warlord of the South, making him look like a little boy. He cut in half the sons of the prophets in the woodland, smearing the innards of Prophet Akkar all over the snow. He cut off the wings of the BIRD OF MANWE for sport. He force pushed out of spawn many people and became known as 'RULEBREAKER the GREAT'.