This is the greatest book of all time. You can't convince me that it isn't, because it is. Wait- What do you mean 'its fricking garbage'? Let me tell you something, you stupid dumb medieval aged futuristic sport.
The universe is the spec of dust in your room that turns into a whole ass lint ball the second you turn away for a split second. Then, suddenly, the leftover McDonalds from that stupid picky eater (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE YOU STUPID IDIOT I WASTED FIFTY GODDAMNED DOLLARS ON YOU) showed up in the dust ball realm. It grew into a fullfledged fast food place and now you have a mcdonalds. People? They exist because of your crispy fingernails that you left all over your room. You know who you are. I bet you eat mayonnaise too, you waste of space and contaminated water.
Now people exist, and so do McDonalds. What now? People give McDonalds money. Because that's what you do. Give me money. Give me money. Give me money. In exchange, the people got dry hamburgers. Dry food to give them sustenance. Then someone took a bite out of a burger and turned into a raisin. Water existed when your mom finally mopped up your room and left water everywhere. Now people are dying because they wanted to live. but then someone was like "YO WHAT IF WE TOOK CONTAMINATED WATER"
"MADE IT HOT"
"AND THEN COLD AGAIN" And then made actual PURE water.

What happens after water is created? I don't even know, I need more weed to smoke before I can write beautifully again.