The year was ZERO. The only thing that existed was a white void, and a drunken man in his late thousands who goes by the name... Nameless one.

Nameless one would spend the whole of his life flying around in zero gravity, looking at the environment, even though everything was just white.

Nameless one was bored of there being nothing, so he created the EARTH. He looked at what he created and said to him self "I ain't doing this on my own."
So Nameless one created a bunch of warriors. Nameless one ordered all of them to fight each other so he can see which one is the mightiest .

The first fight was for lord of the wing. Manwe won

Next was for lord of the Forest. The winner being the mighty OROME SAINSBURYSTESCOSARGOSGREGGS ILLUVITAR



(IK ITS GERALT FROM WITCHER STHU I DUNNO WHAT TO USE FOR OROME AND THIS ONE FITS)

So anyways, Nameless one grabbed Orome (Alongside MANWE) and through him towards a forest in the north.

Orome made heavy impact and actually took down a couple of trees. The only damage himself took was just a splinter. nothing but a scratch he says.

So as Orome wondered through the tree's, he began to craft tools and weapons so he can make himself a home.

It took him weeks to build his house, as he had to make everything from scratch.

Weeks went by. Orome found himself getting really bored. He shouted out for Nameless one

"THE HELL DO YOU WANT" Screamed Nameless one

"Dude, it dead as hell in these ends. Send me a couple hundred people." Asked Orome,

"A couple hundred? Uh okay" Replied Nameless one

Nameless one accepted Orome's call and sent down 100 men and women.

"Now Orome. I will be sending more Men and Women down soon. but they will be from a far reach from these forest's. I have created new lands. One of them you will stay away from. As I accidentally spilt my beer on it and now its radioactive." Said Nameless one

"Okay, I don't really care." Replied Orome.

Now that Orome had people with him roaming around the forest, he could now begin the Age Of The Forest.

Orome would train around 10 members of the forest in combat. 5 in archery. and 5 in ways of the black smith.

all together 20 members of the forest were key workers. the remaining 80 being wood workers or miners

Woodworkers would use the wood they collected to colonise parts of the forest. giving homes to everyone.

The ladies would fight over orome because of his raging 8 pack. But Orome never saw anything in them. But one struck his eye. Vana, Ever young.

"GODDD DAMNN SHAWTY" said Orome.

Okay he never said that.

"Nameless one who dat?" Orome asked

"Orome can you stop talking to me for like one day please"

"I will if you only tell me" Said Orome,

"Okay! Her name is Vana. Tbf she kinda fit yk yk" Said Nameless one,

"Aight"


Years later they got married had 3 kids.