You think you can eat my cheese and get away with it? Well, I'll have you know the cheese was not actually cheese at all! The joke is on you my good lad. Soon you will no longer be referred to as a 'good lad' anymore. Nay! You will no longer be neither lad nor lass! I see your skin changing color already! Allow me to tell you about this 'cheese' that you ate.
It comes from a planet known as Durian. Yes, that is where those strange fruits happen to come from. Some Durian ambassadors dropped them off here many years ago and to cover up the existence of aliens from the planet Durian, we named a fruit after them. Seems to have worked pretty well, huh?
Ah, I better hurry up in my story, I see your spikes starting to grow in on your hands.
Anyway, this particular block of cheese was made specially as another gift from the Durian ambassadors. They thought we might like to be able to go undercover to their planet to learn more about it and thus, they developed a cheese looking block that had the power to turn whoever eats part of it unto a Durian looking alien. Its effects are only supposed to last a few hours. BUT not in your case.
You look perplexed. No, there's nothing special about you that would make the Durian Cheese have a special and long lasting effect on you. Its just the simple fact that YOU ate the WHOLE block.
Haha, yeah, I know what I said. Your mistake is that the block was supposed to be divided up. There was enough Durian Cheese here to turn all the residents in Manhattan into Durian aliens for 7 hours.
Ah, your transformation is complete. I'll call up the Durians. They'd love to have a new inhabitant for their planet. Safe journeys!
You are now a Durian.
It comes from a planet known as Durian. Yes, that is where those strange fruits happen to come from. Some Durian ambassadors dropped them off here many years ago and to cover up the existence of aliens from the planet Durian, we named a fruit after them. Seems to have worked pretty well, huh?
Ah, I better hurry up in my story, I see your spikes starting to grow in on your hands.
Anyway, this particular block of cheese was made specially as another gift from the Durian ambassadors. They thought we might like to be able to go undercover to their planet to learn more about it and thus, they developed a cheese looking block that had the power to turn whoever eats part of it unto a Durian looking alien. Its effects are only supposed to last a few hours. BUT not in your case.
You look perplexed. No, there's nothing special about you that would make the Durian Cheese have a special and long lasting effect on you. Its just the simple fact that YOU ate the WHOLE block.
Haha, yeah, I know what I said. Your mistake is that the block was supposed to be divided up. There was enough Durian Cheese here to turn all the residents in Manhattan into Durian aliens for 7 hours.
Ah, your transformation is complete. I'll call up the Durians. They'd love to have a new inhabitant for their planet. Safe journeys!
You are now a Durian.