Name's Meghan, also commonly known as "thou who shall not be spoken of". Not only am I the discoverer of the original town Gravity Winters that I found while walking along the streets of nowhere 995 years back, but also former president. You'd think the finder would have presidential rights but the citizens went on a physically violent rant for a voting. Woo pee doo.

My opponent was a 13-year-old girl named Maybull Pies. I never knew what that means. "I may be a bull, have some pies?" "May the bull be with you, have some pies?" I informed her that children can't run for president. She ran for president. The citizens wanted a voting so I gave them a voting. And I forged it.

I noticed that I had exactly zero votes so I changed the votes. On election day that we had on a football stadium which teams were playing at but I (literally) kicked them out, I began announcing the "winner" to the thousands of citizens in attendance. "And the president of Gravity Falls is...don't you dare start drum rolling. Me." They silently walked out in disappointment as I demanded them too. I also (literally) kicked Maybull about 100,000 miles to Michigan.

Because I became president, this eventually happened to Gravity Winters.


So I assumed I couldn't be the president of a destroyed town and just slowly walked away. Now I live back on the streets of nowhere.