Once there was a ogre, named Shrek. Now Shrek was a great ogre, and was hated and was told to be a myth. But Shrek lived in a swamp, and a marsh, but mostly a swamp. Now Shrek was greeted by a mule, that we call donkey. He was hated as well. They got along, one day. Shrek got tired of donkey and decided to sell him, they would not sell him. So he made a deal with the Lord of the land. If he could get a princess. He would sell the donkey. So he went on eating onions with his donkey. and they came to the tower of Sauron, Which had a magic princess, that by day, should would be human, By night, she would be a ogre. He defeated Sauron and brought him back to the lord, but Shrek really loved the Ogre Lady, and so he ate the lord and married the princess. The end