Hotline Thick skin

23rd February 2016

Devin, Andrew and Market


In an alleyway in Miami 1989 lived a guy by the name of Devin. He was notorious for his skills of thick skin mode and he would also go rage mode. One time he got a cryptic message from an unknown caller (the caller claimed to be called 'Trent') He gave Devin an address to go to and be 'discreet'. Devin went out of his apartment and proceeded to his car and drove to the address



Soon he went out of his car and proceeded into the house. After a few hours he went outside, covered in blood and drove home.



Meanwhile on his drive home, Devin put on some Future club on high volume that it almost bled in his ears. He drove back to his house and went to sleep



The next day, Andrew (former 50 blessings agent) was having a drink with Market. They got bored and Market thought of doing sone mass murder for fun. Andrew hesitated but then went on with it. Both of them went in their sedan and drove to an abandoned factory filled with ruskies. Because Andrew was true pacifism, he tried to minimize the bloodshed that Market caused (because Market is literally Martin Brown but more gory) Both went back to their car but the engine broke down. They needed someone to repair the car.



Meanwhile Devin was walking along the street and noticed the two with the broken car. Market noticed Devin and shouted at him to help them with the engine and they'll pay. Devin went over to their car and then the car would be fixed. Andrew and Market thanked Devin and requested Devin to join their gang. At first Devin pondered but he accepted the offer and soon both of them gave Devin his animal mask; a panther.




The next day all of them were having a drink:


"Okay I got some news from my guy and there's some nightclub filled with thugs. Want to crash their party?" said Andrew


"Hell yeah! Unless there's some cash then I'm in. We need to pay Perko his debt." said Market


"Yo that's under control. Besides forget about that, my contact'll take care of that. Now you dig?"said Andrew


"I'm in."said Devin


"Alright let's go!" said Andrew



All of them went in the car. Andrew said the nightclub is "three story high". When they got out they began their assault. Market bashed heads and pulverized them, Devin was thick skinning every thug and Andrew didn't let the rage take over him. When they reached the last floor Perko was there with his goons. All of it was basically set up. One of the goons fired at Market in the head killing him and another one fired a bullet right into Andrew's head. Only Devin remained. He got so angry that he unleashed his thick skin and eradicated the whole nightclub killing everyone in there.



The result was the nightclub being destroyed by the thick skin (somehow it reached the production crew ready to air Shrek 2.





"I was born with thick skin" - Father Pardo



(yes devin's last name is pardo but he's not the miami mutilator)