Jabba's daily Life

22nd February 2016

Jabba, an ugly guy with ugly intentions


Jabba woke one morning feeling extra mean. He decided to get breakfast, he screamed "Yoieu mi e'nachu uba lhote dii see poo" at one of his servants. It translates to "Get me food you fat lump of poo". The servant was late bringing Jabba's food and Jabba was not happy. Jabba slobbered "Ateema Uba Chateua Du Bu Bacotohoda Cohkaha Kung" Which translates to Now die in the Rancor pit you weak scum.

The rest of Jabba's morning was spent killing and slobbering on servants. After a while Jabba got hungry, he belched "Lee chalya mi e'nachu" which means give me food. After another late meal, and another mean for the Rancor, Jabba went to bed. The next morning Jabba awoke to the young Luke Skywalker and his droids. Jabba laughed maliciously, he was going to have fun...