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Attention! The update will be early because I leave July 17th or 18th to Canada!
Stay tuned! Buh bye!
Create a meme contest!
Hello again subscribers! My weekly contest is gonna be great! Let's take a look!
Whoever can create the best meme gets featured on Emoji's Subscriber of the week! They will also be featured on the Emoji Oscar Awards at the end of the month. One winner every month. Winner gets moderator on our official chat and author on our wordpress page!
I can't wait to see the nominees! Bye!!
First real post! 6/19/14 Top 10 facts about cats you probably did not know!
10. Every year, almost 4,000,000 cats are eaten in China as a delicacy. Gross! Isn't that sad?
9. Now for a happier fact
, More homes have dogs and cats than they have children. Wow! I love cats Meow 
8. More cats are owned than dogs in the world***
*** WARNING! THIS FACT MAY/MAY NOT BE TRUE.
7. Some cats have survived falls from over 32 stories! I wish I had cat reflexes
6. Cats have 32 muscles that control the outer ear, we only have 6
5. A CAT has been mayor of Talkeetna, Alaska for 15 YEARS! Lucky kitty!
4. Cats don't taste sweetness. Poor kitty
3. The oldest video of cats on Youtube dates from 1894
2. Adult cats only 'Meow' to communicate with humans. Wow!
1. A cat inherited 13,000,000 USD from it's owner in Italy
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10 life hacks you need to know
10. Pitted Strawberry. First, take an ordinary strawberry, get a straw, and poke it in the middle. The strawberry is pitted and you can eat more of it!
9. Ice pop cupcakes. First, get an Ice Pop, get a cupcake paper holder thingy, stick it on the stick. There it is, a drip catcher. NO more messy hands!
8. Cupcake sandwich. Tired of your old cupcake? Cut off the bottom of the cupcake, apply icing to the top (if you did not already) and put the bottom on the top! Cupcake sandwich!
7. No mess condiments. A Summer BBQ sounds fun, but the condiments take up like half the table! Get a cupcake tin, put your condiments in! It takes up less space and is more buffet style!
6. Chip bowl. Have a bag of chips, but no bowl? You can't go without a bowl! Fold the bottom of the bag up! No expensive bowls needed!
5. All these snacks make me have to go! Tired of public toilet sensors that don't even work? When you sit down, it flushes!
URGH! Here is a solution, place toilet paper on the sensor, no more wasting water! 4. Frozen Bananas! Want a sweeter banana? Freeze it! Very sweet!
3. Soda. Soda does not fit in fridge? Rip the box in half! Enough said!
2. Instant ice cream sandwich. Soak your oreos half and half. Lay em' on wax paper and freeze for an Ice cream sandwich!
1. Finished jar of nutella? pour in warm milk, see what happens! (you must have some nutella still in the jar)
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Attention! The meme contest is cancelled because nobody even looks at the post! If you already made a meme, send it in and I will post it and give you credit. Sorry
Tip of the day: Peel your banana upside down!
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I HAVE NOT POSTED IN A LONG TIME AND WILL NOT MAKE MUCH POSTS UNTIL AFTER MY VACATION!