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Welcome to "The Church of Trump", where any user can join and become one of the positions listed below. When
you join you must promise your loyalty to Donald J. Trump and accept a small loan of a million dollars. Any traitors of The Donald
will be banned forever from "The Church of Trump".
Hierarchy of "The Church of Trump"
God: Donald Trump
Pope: Sheep
Cardinal:
Cardinal:
Cardinal:
Arch-Bishop:
Bishop:
Bishop:
Bishop:
Metropolitan:
Grand Master: Howell
Pastor:
Arch-Priest:
Priest:
Priest:
Arch-Deacon:
Deacon: Dice
Deacon:
Deacon:
Monk: Lee
Hermit: Allie
Novice:
Novice:
Novice:
Preacher:
Saint:
Saint:
Saint:
The year was 1947, the dollar bill had little meaning at the time but this would change very soon. This very year Donald Trump was
born, and money would become a necessity for Donald. In his near 70 year life, Donald Trump has awe inspired many people to believe
in his wall-building and money hoarding ways. Donald is believed to have instilled the hospitality back into America and quote on quote
"Make America Great Again". He has also brought back the love for Money, money and more money. Using his fathers small loan of
million dollars, Trump was able to turn into a multi-billionaire and is now running for president. Not only has used far less money than
the other candidates, but he has used it more efficiently. He has won more delegates then any other Republican nominee and is more
than likely going to be the next President of the United States of America, which then he will boost the economy and release the 500
dollar bill with his face on it. So why is this a church dedicated to his honor? Because scientist believe that before he was born that
he watched above in the Trump Towers, bringing money to the world... to our ancestors and our ancestors ancestors.
The Trumpet Religion:
In The Church of Trump, it is believed that Trump is the prophet of a higher being, who put himself into a rich mortal being known as Donald
Trump, it is also believed that if you worship Trump and Trumpet is your religion then when you pass away you will be rich in your next life
with your family. You will live in one of Trump Towers fine rooms as well.
Remember, this is all for fun, there is no Trumpet Religion but if you want to join then you may.