31st January 2014
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Poetry. That is funny

Made by Icedragon The Myth in Arts

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31st January 2014, 10:16 PM

Hey guys heres some poetry I would like to show you. There funny too.




This is my first one
I gotta pee I gotta pee I gotta pee I gotta pee Why isn't everyone out of here because of ME!?

Dragons fart. Dragons pee. Most espically dragons go to the bathroom. What do they do in the bathroom. Well they pee and fart. FART FART FART and guess what ART. For they draw poo to sew.


Ghost came up with this one.
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
hold on a second,
I need to go poo.



Dawn starts early. Ends at dark.
Who knows where to sew.
During poo?
Who knows where to be awesome.
While peeing,
who knows anything
while im seeing...



The sun shines bright,
does it go to the bathlight?
IS IT THE BATHLIGHT?
Or is it just the poo.
It is us. We lay on a castle.
Side to side of the earth.
And we never do birth.
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31st January 2014, 10:22 PM

Lol! But some of them, I was a little sick by. I sometimes have stomach aches in real life hearing this.
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