2nd February 2014
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Drunk last night jokes

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2nd February 2014, 09:13 PM

Well, I have nothing to do, so here are some fun jokes my friend told me.

A girl goes, "You were drunk last night." Her friend goes, "No way!" The girl says, "Yeah, you kept on cutting open pineapples saying SPONGEBOB I KNOW UR IN THERE." Her friend goes, "Oh, wow...."

An old man goes, "You were drunk last night." His son goes, "Now way!" The old man goes, "Yeah, you threw my hamster out my window saying PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU!" His son goes, "Woops...."

A boy goes, "You were drunk last night." His enemy goes, "No way!" The boy goes, "Yeah, you kept on turning my phone into airplane mode and say TRANSFORM TO SOMETHING, DO IT ALREADY! YOU NO TRANSFORM YET." His enemy goes, "Heh heh..."

I know it was not too much, so I may make another one with new ones and more. Hope you like them!
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2nd February 2014, 09:17 PM

LOL THAT SO FUNNY!!1 XD I LAUGHED!!! 1+
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+1 by Preston

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2nd February 2014, 09:20 PM

LOOOL I found the Spongbob one hilarious. :3
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so long, goodbye, and good luck.

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2nd February 2014, 09:20 PM

I like the 1st one.
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2nd February 2014, 09:22 PM

Something like this happen to me, I wasn't drunk of course but I was really tired. I was up until 7AM with no sleep.
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so long, goodbye, and good luck.

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2nd February 2014, 09:27 PM

LOL I love the spongebob one XD
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2nd February 2014, 09:28 PM

Wow, so many people like the spongebob one. I made one very similar to that, and I did not put it because way to much similarity.
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+1 by frozo

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2nd February 2014, 09:29 PM

Lol! Those jokes were awesome! They made me laugh hard in my head in real life!
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