I picked up a bottle of whine and chugged it down my throat. I was eating like a pig, but who cares. Moooo. I get a dish of chips and slam it in my face. "Needs more *drools for 10 seconds*n mayonnaise....." Like always, I am drunk now. I like being drunk, I do whatever I want. Let me explain a little more. Im at party and im drunk now, like always. So I don't know what I d- wh- dr-unnn- "GAGAHAVSBAHJAYHRWJJA" I scream in a voice like food is slobbered in my mouth. To end this party, im just like "GAHJASQ SJMQWQJ MEHQ!" and I get a hamster and say "PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU" but the hamster hits a candle, it gets knocked over and lights a rope, and the fire spreads on the rope, to TNT...

Yeah, you don't wanna know what happened or whatever happens after this, and I mean ever.

LOL! Such a funny and entertaining story! Also, amusing! Great job!

Thanks, I just wrote something random -_-

TROLOLOLOLOLOL!!!! I'm laughing my head off now...just kidding! But it was pretty funny.

IM LAUGHING MY HEAD OFF!!!

Lol very funny! Great entertaining story!

love dat pikachu part.

Very amusing

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Very Funny I like the part where it says "I pick up a hamster and say PICKACHU I CHOOSE YOU, well done.

I feel like he actually gets drunk ! I KNOW I DO ON FRIDAY NIGHTS

This scares me! Jk lol