26th May 2014
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jokes of the week

Made by Sir lulugreen1 in Entertainment

Lulugreen
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26th May 2014, 02:18 PM

hi guys here are some more jokes of the week!!!!

1.Q:How do you make a fruit punch?
A:Give it boxing lessons.
2.Q:why did the sheep go to the movies?
A: to get some snaaahcks
3.Q. What lies at the bottom of the sea and shakes?
A. A nervous shipwreck!
4.Q. What do you call a sheep that is covered in chocolate?
A. A Hershey baaaaaar!
5.Q. What has four legs but can't walk?
A. a chair!!!!!!!!!!!
6.Q:Why is a horse like a wedding?
A:Because they both need a groom!!!!!!!!!!
7.Q:Why did the boy take a pencil to bed?
A: to draw the curtains!
8.Q:Q.Why was Rita carrying a ladder?
A.Because she was going to high school!
9.Q:What is a witches favorite part in school?
A:Spelling LOL!!!
10.Q:Why did the egg go to the doctors?
A:Because he had a cracking headache.ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok guys thanks for listening to my jokes

many thanks lulugreen1 ;) piece out
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26th May 2014, 02:27 PM

Here is one

Q: How do you make seven even??






A: Erase the s
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26th May 2014, 02:51 PM

lol good 1 i know that 1 too
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