(Takes place in Minecraft headquarters)
Brine: Notch!
Notch: (annoyed) What?! What do you want now? I'm busy.
Brine: I was wondering, since you're so busy, I can help you with work.
Notch: (chuckle) Brine, you can't help me. You barely know any commands, you're always using creative mode, and I don't think you've ever went on survivor mode without the server being on peaceful mood.
Brine: (angry) If you're such a good brother, why couldn't you give me a chance to prove myself worthy?
Notch: (eye-roll) Look Brine, what will you do to prove yourself a good helper? You don't have good ideas, like Jeb, and you don't know how to survive Minecraft but on peaceful mode. What WILL you do? Watch an hours worth video and memorize commands? You're going to have to do more than that.
(The next day, Brine went into a ravine and sealed it's only exit and entrance with bedrock. Trying to survive a Minecraft day on hardcore mode in a ravine.)
Skeleton: What is he doing?
Creeper: He's acting like an idiot, how is he supposed to survive a Minecraft day in my- OUR domain without food? What a noob...
Enderman: If he's such a noob, why aren't you sitting ducks exploding or bombarding him with arrows?
Creeper: Don't rush us Enderman, we're waiting until he comes near lava.
(Brine comes near a lava pool, monsters surround.)
Brine: Crap.
Skeleton: Should we push him in? Or should we just kill him anyways?
Brine: Please don't!
Creeper: Why shouldn't we? It's a habit.
Brine: If you kill me, no one will kill Notch.
Skeleton: Lol what?
Brine: What do you want?
Enderman: Hmmmmm... Your eyes?
Skeleton: Can't we settle on that?
Creeper: Good to me.
(Later on Steve spawns in the mine)
Brine: (leading army of monsters) Hello Steve.
Steve: O_O Brine?
Brine: Not anymore, I'm Herobrine. The champion and now god of Minecraft monsters.

I'm going to improve it later on, I was in a rush because I had to go to the beach.

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yea this is true

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