12th July 2014, 09:43 PM
There was a kingdom of snails, lead by the king, Damen, and they we're happy to see that he created the kingdom for them!
It was a peaceful place,harmony, peice, and forever lasting friendship!
But there was a negative side of this mighty kingdom!
THE SLUGS!
All snails of the kingdom looked at them upon disgrace!
I mean, who would want to be like them? No shells? No color, just brown? And they leave slime when they move?
Well, yes that's a slug!
Because of this ugly treating, the slugs made a evil plot! They would kidnap and take the lives of the snaildom children! Once that has been complete....the parents would cry for there child....and the slugs would be happy!
ASSEMBLE YOUR FINEST SNAILS! Yelled the king!
NOT ONE SLUG WILL SURVIVE!
Yes, the plot was succeeded, but also a war broke out!
Slug vs Snail! This was a battle to fight for the snaildom history, peace, and kingdom!
Once on the battle, the warriors pulled out their toberswords and tobershields and charged towards the enemy!
Oops, I forgot to tell you...slugs and snails are really slow, so....
2 HOURS LATER
Finally the snails and slugs clash against each other! Throwing salt at each other, stabbing (poking) each-other until....on each side, there was only one slug, one snail
Damen, and Morgoth!
Damen rode his toberhorse towards Morgoth so fast the when Morgoth blinked...he was down with the rest of his men...not dead...but would soon return to the kingdom!
Damen started his kingdom all over, and gave it max protection for is snails!
Damen was a hero, and the ones who fought on the the front porch of a house!
Thanks for reading
It was a peaceful place,harmony, peice, and forever lasting friendship!
But there was a negative side of this mighty kingdom!
THE SLUGS!
All snails of the kingdom looked at them upon disgrace!
I mean, who would want to be like them? No shells? No color, just brown? And they leave slime when they move?
Well, yes that's a slug!
Because of this ugly treating, the slugs made a evil plot! They would kidnap and take the lives of the snaildom children! Once that has been complete....the parents would cry for there child....and the slugs would be happy!
ASSEMBLE YOUR FINEST SNAILS! Yelled the king!
NOT ONE SLUG WILL SURVIVE!
Yes, the plot was succeeded, but also a war broke out!
Slug vs Snail! This was a battle to fight for the snaildom history, peace, and kingdom!
Once on the battle, the warriors pulled out their toberswords and tobershields and charged towards the enemy!
Oops, I forgot to tell you...slugs and snails are really slow, so....
2 HOURS LATER
Finally the snails and slugs clash against each other! Throwing salt at each other, stabbing (poking) each-other until....on each side, there was only one slug, one snail
Damen, and Morgoth!
Damen rode his toberhorse towards Morgoth so fast the when Morgoth blinked...he was down with the rest of his men...not dead...but would soon return to the kingdom!
Damen started his kingdom all over, and gave it max protection for is snails!
Damen was a hero, and the ones who fought on the the front porch of a house!
Thanks for reading
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