question: where does the easter bunny goto eat? person: where? friend: ihop!
person at door: knock knock! lady answering: who's there? person: rufus! lady:rufus who? person: rufus leaking!
hahaha thats all i got hope you liked it!

for the first one, that is CLASSIC! And it is just straight out true. For the second one, the lady needs to stay out of everyone's business.

lol ikr the lady is annoying