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Snaildom- The Snail Hunt
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27th August 2014, 04:22 PM
(this is a SCRIPTED story as Tom Cruise decided he will make it a movie)
Characters:
Jakey, Damen, Terry91 and Toby-rone
Jakey: (sings) We're on our way to a snail hunt! What do we find?
Terry91: Nothing son, this forest is not the kind!
Jakey: (sighs) Ok daddy, what do we do?
Damen: No need to fear! Am I the snail for you?
Jakey: Damen! Damen! We're on our way for a snail hunt! Come and join!
Damen: I would, but I lost my toblerone, it's worthiness is a DOZEN of coins!
Terry91: Never fear! The swag 91's are here!
Jakey: If a robber stole it, we'd make 'em feared!
Damen: Thank you guys! You both rock
Terry91: No problem sir, I also lost my sock.. (cries hard like a baby)
Jakey: There there daddy, we can find both in no time!
Terry91: Yay! My good son, take this dime!
Damen: OK OK! WHEN WILL WE GO?
Jakey: Hmm, where the clues flow... (looks around for pathway with clues)
Damen: (gasps) What's that I smell? Toblerone-y crumbs!
Terry91: I want my sock! Let's follow them, RUN!
Damen: Calm down Terry! Your emperor's chocolate snack is important!
Jakey: Hey! So is my dad's doorman!
Terry91: (wails) I WANT MY DOORMAN SOCK!
Damen: (spots crummy rock) Forget that, Terry! We found a toblerone-y rock! (licks crumbs off)
Jakey: Well lets look inside! After we block you from that rock! (opens up rock)
Toby-rone: HEY! Get out my house!
Damen: We're here for my toblerone, get out your sleeping blouse!
Toby-rone: I ate it! You can have a Snaily choco lime!
Damen: Core blimey! Your outta your mind!
Jakey: (opens toby-rone's fridge) What's inside there? My goodness, TOBLERONE!
Damen: (growls like BOSS) Toby-rone, your getting BONED.....
Terry91: (holds Damen as he tries to attack the escaping Toby-rone) Calm down! We found your toblerone! Let's get my sock!
Jakey: (opens up Toby-rone's closet) Look what I found in this locker of socks! A doorman with your name on it, daddy!
Terry91: That cruel Toby-rone! At least the cops will get him boned, my sock, my sock! It's all mine! Come here Door-y!
Damen: It's getting dark, I think we should get on our way!
Jakey: (wails hard) BUT I WANT TO GO ON A SNAIL HUNT!
Terry91: There, there! You've been on one! We found Damen and the evil Toby-rone! Shan't you cry, we just got the best HUNT! (hugs Jakey)
Damen: (calls Bosscar industries) Hello, my friend, hire us an auto car! Driving us to Spikey way of games HQ! Let's go, snails, this bosscar shall drive us far!
*Bosscar arrives and teleports the 3 to Spikey way of games HQ*
The End
Characters:
Jakey, Damen, Terry91 and Toby-rone
Jakey: (sings) We're on our way to a snail hunt! What do we find?
Terry91: Nothing son, this forest is not the kind!
Jakey: (sighs) Ok daddy, what do we do?
Damen: No need to fear! Am I the snail for you?
Jakey: Damen! Damen! We're on our way for a snail hunt! Come and join!
Damen: I would, but I lost my toblerone, it's worthiness is a DOZEN of coins!
Terry91: Never fear! The swag 91's are here!
Jakey: If a robber stole it, we'd make 'em feared!
Damen: Thank you guys! You both rock
Terry91: No problem sir, I also lost my sock.. (cries hard like a baby)
Jakey: There there daddy, we can find both in no time!
Terry91: Yay! My good son, take this dime!
Damen: OK OK! WHEN WILL WE GO?
Jakey: Hmm, where the clues flow... (looks around for pathway with clues)
Damen: (gasps) What's that I smell? Toblerone-y crumbs!
Terry91: I want my sock! Let's follow them, RUN!
Damen: Calm down Terry! Your emperor's chocolate snack is important!
Jakey: Hey! So is my dad's doorman!
Terry91: (wails) I WANT MY DOORMAN SOCK!
Damen: (spots crummy rock) Forget that, Terry! We found a toblerone-y rock! (licks crumbs off)
Jakey: Well lets look inside! After we block you from that rock! (opens up rock)
Toby-rone: HEY! Get out my house!
Damen: We're here for my toblerone, get out your sleeping blouse!
Toby-rone: I ate it! You can have a Snaily choco lime!
Damen: Core blimey! Your outta your mind!
Jakey: (opens toby-rone's fridge) What's inside there? My goodness, TOBLERONE!
Damen: (growls like BOSS) Toby-rone, your getting BONED.....
Terry91: (holds Damen as he tries to attack the escaping Toby-rone) Calm down! We found your toblerone! Let's get my sock!
Jakey: (opens up Toby-rone's closet) Look what I found in this locker of socks! A doorman with your name on it, daddy!
Terry91: That cruel Toby-rone! At least the cops will get him boned, my sock, my sock! It's all mine! Come here Door-y!
Damen: It's getting dark, I think we should get on our way!
Jakey: (wails hard) BUT I WANT TO GO ON A SNAIL HUNT!
Terry91: There, there! You've been on one! We found Damen and the evil Toby-rone! Shan't you cry, we just got the best HUNT! (hugs Jakey)
Damen: (calls Bosscar industries) Hello, my friend, hire us an auto car! Driving us to Spikey way of games HQ! Let's go, snails, this bosscar shall drive us far!
*Bosscar arrives and teleports the 3 to Spikey way of games HQ*
The End
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Seen 24th May 2023