29th October 2013, 08:04 PM
once a upon a time... there was a bat who couldn't fly, he usually eats KFC (kentucky *beep* chikin) he was carryin his KFC thinga majig ._. , he was going to china to be a sumo because he is fat a supersize. all the ppl were so scared they never seen the greasy KFC man (who looks like dr.suess) and the bat too, so they SHOOT HIS WINGS AND THE KFC MAN THINGA MAJIGER and the bat's wings were all bloody and he FREAKED OUT ALOT!!!! so he FARTED as a freaking out scene. after that, he ran one inch and PASSED OUT!! so he went to mikey dees and bought a happy meal so he ate his chikin noogets and his happy meal and noogets FLEW AWAY!!!!! so he called the ANIMAL CONTROL to get his cwappy meal (LOL) AND CHEAPIN NOOGETS (lol lol lol) so the animal control only gave him the box and the bat cried. so he went to TACOBELL. he saw tacofun,hashtag food, and ALL OF U! so he said "hi, my name is bob" and tacofun laughed. so the others laughed "hahahahaha" and i said "lolz" the bat got his tacos but his tacos went 2 heaven..... HE RAN THEN PASSED OUT..................END
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