This is Smash Rap 3! If you do not know what Smash Rap is, it is super smash bro characters having rap battles!

Before you can read this, the last rap is somewhat graphic.

Smash Rap- http://forums.damenspike.com/view/36341/
Smash Rap 2- http://forums.damenspike.com/view/36433/

BATTLE 1- Wario vs Chao

Wario- Your a stupid little bot
you think your at the top
but your raps are like slop
there so bad you should be arrested by a cop
your rap is stupid simple like a pimple
on the side of my nose now run along before
i cut you open and you spray blood like a hose!

Chao- Your a fat little midget
when you run you kinda fidget
and your IQ is only half of a digit
some think your a goblin
and your head is so small on your bod its bobblin
now when you threaten me itll come at a cost
no not free!

Winner- Chao!

BATTLE 2- Princess Peach vs Cream the Rabbit

Peach- your named after a food *chuckle*
you gotta be kidden me dude
sega ran out of ideas so they came up with you
its kinda sad but i dont mean to be rude
now come at me in battle
cuz ill throw you off the sattle!

Cream- Lets get this over quick
Im dirty- need a bath, filled with all your blood
after I murder your ass.
Ill start at the top, I hear the scalp tastes nice,
dont worry blue eyes, ill just try a little slice!
Start at your head
down to the fingers
gobble them up dont worry i wont linger
take the scissors to your
heel and toes
snippy, snip, snip til a blood river goes
I love the fresh smell of blood on the grass
cant run away cuz im way to fast
ill light you on fire and drench you in gas
and ill shove a rusty knife deep inside your ass (btw, the word ass is allowed)