Hello everyone. You might of heard this story, I just want to share it with you:

Once there was a dumb man who worked at Dunkin Donuts. One day a guy came in the store. The man asked, "How much is your coffee?" The dumb man said, "I don't know." That night his manager told him, "If someone asks you how much money is our coffee, you say 5 cents, only 5 cents.
The next day a young women came to the store. The women asked, "How fresh is your coffee?" The dumb man said, "I don't know." That night his manager said, "If someone asks you how fresh is our coffee you say, fresh, fresh, fresh.
The next day a lady came in. The lady asked, "Can I please have a donut?" The dumb man said, "I don't know." That night his manger told him, "If someone asks can I have a donut you say, Not today but maybe tomorrow!"
The next day a Man came in. The man asked, How much money is in your cash register?" The dumb man said, "5 cents, only 5 cents. Then the Man said, "Are you being fresh to me?" The dumb man said, "Fresh, fresh, fresh." Then the man said, "Can I shoot you?" The dumb man said, "Not today but maybe tomorrow!" So the next day the Man shot him.

THE END!

Lol that was funny i like the one where the man comes in and asks how much money is in your cash register xD

LOL IM LAUGHING SOO HARD IN RL RIGHT NOW

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LOL IM LAUGHING SOO HARD IN RL RIGHT NOW

Yeah the first time you listen to the story it is so funny! When my friend told me it I was laughing hard. Then it gets less funny. But I thought it was pretty funny

NOTE: I might do a whole thing on stories! For example, I might do: A Funny Story 2.

Good one, made me giggle! -Archie

I need to tell 4 of my friends this it's hilarious!Yea you should start story stuff your good at them .If you do start making stories could i help and give ideas please?

LOL CANT STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM CRACKING UP IN RL RIGHT NOW!!!