14th June 2015
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DSGHQ News with Saber
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14th June 2015, 10:13 AM
Hello everybody! Welcome to my news report. This week has been very interesting. We have a lot of news to cover so, let's get started. 
Empire Defcons
Tennis and Hashir have introduced this new system called Empire Defcons. The Empire Defcons are on a scale from 1-5 (1 being extremely dangerous and 5 meaning very peaceful)
D5: Peace, no threats.
D4: Unconfirmed threats against the Empire.
D3: Recent major attacks, confirmed threats against the Empire.
D2: Attack on the Empire in progress or about to happen, death of a very important person.
D1: Multiple VIP deaths or death of many innocent users, defense of the empire in critical condition. (this is extremely dangerous)
For the original post, click here: http://forums.damenspike.com/view/44013/
Crime Office: Become An OldCP Detective
Yeah, that's right, detectives are back! Squidward has created an army of the undead to kill Shrek. So, Damen has made some objectives and if you solve at least one of them, you get to become an OldCP Detective! Here are the objectives:
-Find out who Squidward really is.
-Find out how to create an army of the undead for Shrek.
-Find out what the undead are like.
-Find out the agents of Squidward.
-Resurrect the dead into an army of Shrek.
-Destroy Squidward and his army of the undead.
Extra Information:
-Squidward killed Shrek's wife Fiona a billion years ago.
-Squidward killed Shrek's steed, Donkey at the same time.
-Get revenge on Fiona and Donkey.
Ah, I remember when I was a detective! Fun times. Good luck to all participating.
For original post, click here: http://forums.damenspike.com/view/43988/
Archie and Raindrop's Anniversary!
Don't you remember when the first royal wedding happened? I do. Well, guess what? It's been a year since that wedding! To celebrate, Archie and Raindrop are holding a party tonight at 3 PM EST/8 PM UK. It's going to be a Royal Feast in the Throne Room. Now I'm hungry! I hope to see you all there tonight because I know I will be there. Congrats to them!
For the calendar event, click here: http://forums.damenspike.com/calendar/day/?id=14-6-2015
Promotions and Demotions
We have 3 new in-game moderators.
Swirlie-http://forums.damenspike.com/profile/Swirlie-10457/
CoffeeCow-http://forums.damenspike.com/profile/CoffeeCow-8894/
Wheeler-http://forums.damenspike.com/profile/Wheeler-11113/
Congratulations to DSC for earning Forums Moderator-http://forums.damenspike.com/profile/PenguinDSC-1555/
Congratulations to Maniac on earning News Reporter-http://forums.damenspike.com/profile/CPManiac-1724/
Sadly, our fellow Moderator, winner of the Game Of Mods Mini Music has resigned for in-game Moderator but, he is still a Knight. And that brings me to the next promotion!
Congrats to Sriram on earning Imperial Knight-http://forums.damenspike.com/profile/Sir Sriram The Great-12222/
Clash Of The Empire Day One
Yesterday was a big day. House Wizards won against ACP with 189 kills. Impressive! Also, House Randomproductions won against The Doritos of Club Penguin. A fellow reporter also made a report on the battle. To view that, click here: http://cparmycentral.com/2015/06/13/clash-of-the-empire-day-one-recap/
House Wizards and House Randomproductions will move on to the next round. Congratulations to both of these teams and good luck in the next round!
House Randomproductions VS DCP
House Wizards VS ACP
Forum News Feed
Clash of The Empire Day One Recap discussion was promoted.
Empire Defcons discussion was promoted.
Audreyy's rank was changed to Master.
Crime Office: Become an OldCP Detective discussion was promoted.
My Opinion On Which Sacrifice To Choose discussion was promoted.
The Maestro's rank was changed to Knight.
Player Of The Day
Fable PI is the player of the day!
http://forums.damenspike.com/profile/-10714
Birthdays
Timy is 15 today! http://forums.damenspike.com/profile/?id=8220
Joe is 18 today! http://forums.damenspike.com/profile/?id=7226
Jacques Clouseau is 20 today! http://forums.damenspike.com/profile/?id=10244
Alice The Pug is 14 today! http://forums.damenspike.com/profile/?id=12574
Happy birthday to all of you!
Conclusion
Well, that's all my news for now! I'd like to thank you for taking the time to read this, it means a lot. Feel free to let me know if there is anything I missed in the comments and yeah! Hope you all have a fantastic rest of the week! Adios!
-Jasmine
Empire Defcons
Tennis and Hashir have introduced this new system called Empire Defcons. The Empire Defcons are on a scale from 1-5 (1 being extremely dangerous and 5 meaning very peaceful)
D5: Peace, no threats.
D4: Unconfirmed threats against the Empire.
D3: Recent major attacks, confirmed threats against the Empire.
D2: Attack on the Empire in progress or about to happen, death of a very important person.
D1: Multiple VIP deaths or death of many innocent users, defense of the empire in critical condition. (this is extremely dangerous)
For the original post, click here: http://forums.damenspike.com/view/44013/
Crime Office: Become An OldCP Detective
Yeah, that's right, detectives are back! Squidward has created an army of the undead to kill Shrek. So, Damen has made some objectives and if you solve at least one of them, you get to become an OldCP Detective! Here are the objectives:
-Find out who Squidward really is.
-Find out how to create an army of the undead for Shrek.
-Find out what the undead are like.
-Find out the agents of Squidward.
-Resurrect the dead into an army of Shrek.
-Destroy Squidward and his army of the undead.
Extra Information:
-Squidward killed Shrek's wife Fiona a billion years ago.
-Squidward killed Shrek's steed, Donkey at the same time.
-Get revenge on Fiona and Donkey.
Ah, I remember when I was a detective! Fun times. Good luck to all participating.
For original post, click here: http://forums.damenspike.com/view/43988/
Archie and Raindrop's Anniversary!
Don't you remember when the first royal wedding happened? I do. Well, guess what? It's been a year since that wedding! To celebrate, Archie and Raindrop are holding a party tonight at 3 PM EST/8 PM UK. It's going to be a Royal Feast in the Throne Room. Now I'm hungry! I hope to see you all there tonight because I know I will be there. Congrats to them!
For the calendar event, click here: http://forums.damenspike.com/calendar/day/?id=14-6-2015
Promotions and Demotions
We have 3 new in-game moderators.
Swirlie-http://forums.damenspike.com/profile/Swirlie-10457/
CoffeeCow-http://forums.damenspike.com/profile/CoffeeCow-8894/
Wheeler-http://forums.damenspike.com/profile/Wheeler-11113/
Congratulations to DSC for earning Forums Moderator-http://forums.damenspike.com/profile/PenguinDSC-1555/
Congratulations to Maniac on earning News Reporter-http://forums.damenspike.com/profile/CPManiac-1724/
Sadly, our fellow Moderator, winner of the Game Of Mods Mini Music has resigned for in-game Moderator but, he is still a Knight. And that brings me to the next promotion!
Congrats to Sriram on earning Imperial Knight-http://forums.damenspike.com/profile/Sir Sriram The Great-12222/
Clash Of The Empire Day One
Yesterday was a big day. House Wizards won against ACP with 189 kills. Impressive! Also, House Randomproductions won against The Doritos of Club Penguin. A fellow reporter also made a report on the battle. To view that, click here: http://cparmycentral.com/2015/06/13/clash-of-the-empire-day-one-recap/
House Wizards and House Randomproductions will move on to the next round. Congratulations to both of these teams and good luck in the next round!
House Randomproductions VS DCP
House Wizards VS ACP
Forum News Feed
Clash of The Empire Day One Recap discussion was promoted.
Empire Defcons discussion was promoted.
Audreyy's rank was changed to Master.
Crime Office: Become an OldCP Detective discussion was promoted.
My Opinion On Which Sacrifice To Choose discussion was promoted.
The Maestro's rank was changed to Knight.
Player Of The Day
Fable PI is the player of the day!
http://forums.damenspike.com/profile/-10714
Birthdays
Timy is 15 today! http://forums.damenspike.com/profile/?id=8220
Joe is 18 today! http://forums.damenspike.com/profile/?id=7226
Jacques Clouseau is 20 today! http://forums.damenspike.com/profile/?id=10244
Alice The Pug is 14 today! http://forums.damenspike.com/profile/?id=12574
Happy birthday to all of you!
Conclusion
Well, that's all my news for now! I'd like to thank you for taking the time to read this, it means a lot. Feel free to let me know if there is anything I missed in the comments and yeah! Hope you all have a fantastic rest of the week! Adios!
-Jasmine
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14th June 2015, 10:19 AM
Woah woah woah!!! Saber, is that really you? WOAH! THAT NEWS WAS THE BOMB in modern style language 
.Saber, you definetly deserve news reporter and this definitly deserves a +1 and a big one , too! Can't wait to read the next one.
~Milkshake9
.Saber, you definetly deserve news reporter and this definitly deserves a +1 and a big one , too! Can't wait to read the next one. ~Milkshake9
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14th June 2015, 10:21 AM
MilkshakeBackup wrote on 14th June 2015 10:19 AM:
Woah woah woah!!! Saber, is that really you? WOAH! THAT NEWS WAS THE BOMB in modern style language .Saber, you definetly deserve news reporter and this definitly deserves a +1 and a big one , too! Can't wait to read the next one.
~Milkshake9
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14th June 2015, 10:26 AM
Jasmine wrote on 14th June 2015 10:21 AM:
MilkshakeBackup said on 14th June 2015 10:19 AM:
Woah woah woah!!! Saber, is that really you? WOAH! THAT NEWS WAS THE BOMB in modern style language .Saber, you definetly deserve news reporter and this definitly deserves a +1 and a big one , too! Can't wait to read the next one.
~Milkshake9
Thank you so much!
Woah woah woah!!! Saber, is that really you? WOAH! THAT NEWS WAS THE BOMB in modern style language .Saber, you definetly deserve news reporter and this definitly deserves a +1 and a big one , too! Can't wait to read the next one.
~Milkshake9
Thank you so much!
HEY!! Why are you saying thank you (because you're being polite) There is no reason to say thank you, it's all true! But anyway Np, as they say it in modern language lol
~Milkshake9
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Wizard
14th June 2015, 10:53 AM
Your News Reports are perfection.
Your hand fits in mine like it's made just for me
But bear this mind it was meant to be
And I'm joining up the dots with the freckles on your cheeks
And it all makes sense to me
I know you've never loved the crinkles by your eyes when you smile
You've never loved your stomach or your thighs
The dimples in your back at the bottom of your spine
But I'll love them endlessly
I won't let these little things slip out of my mouth
But if I do, it's you, oh it's you, they add up to
I'm in love with you and all these little things
You can't go to bed without a cup of tea
Maybe that's the reason that you talk in your sleep
And all those conversations are the secrets that I keep
Though it makes no sense to me
I know you've never loved the sound of your voice on tape
You never want to know how much you weigh
You still have to squeeze into your jeans
But you're perfect to me
I won't let these little things slips out of my mouth
But if it's true, it's you, it's you, they add up to
I'm in love with you and all these little things
You never love yourself half as much as I love you
You'll never treat yourself right darling but I want you to
If I let you know, I'm here for you
Maybe you'll love yourself like I love you oh
I've just let these little things slip out of my mouth
Because it's you, oh it's you, it's you they add up to
And I'm in love with you (all these little things)
I won't let these little things slip out of my mouth
But if it's true, it's you, it's you they add up to
I'm in love with you, and all your little things
I'm in love with 1D and all Niall's little things
But bear this mind it was meant to be
And I'm joining up the dots with the freckles on your cheeks
And it all makes sense to me
I know you've never loved the crinkles by your eyes when you smile
You've never loved your stomach or your thighs
The dimples in your back at the bottom of your spine
But I'll love them endlessly
I won't let these little things slip out of my mouth
But if I do, it's you, oh it's you, they add up to
I'm in love with you and all these little things
You can't go to bed without a cup of tea
Maybe that's the reason that you talk in your sleep
And all those conversations are the secrets that I keep
Though it makes no sense to me
I know you've never loved the sound of your voice on tape
You never want to know how much you weigh
You still have to squeeze into your jeans
But you're perfect to me
I won't let these little things slips out of my mouth
But if it's true, it's you, it's you, they add up to
I'm in love with you and all these little things
You never love yourself half as much as I love you
You'll never treat yourself right darling but I want you to
If I let you know, I'm here for you
Maybe you'll love yourself like I love you oh
I've just let these little things slip out of my mouth
Because it's you, oh it's you, it's you they add up to
And I'm in love with you (all these little things)
I won't let these little things slip out of my mouth
But if it's true, it's you, it's you they add up to
I'm in love with you, and all your little things
I'm in love with 1D and all Niall's little things
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Freehawk
14th June 2015, 11:20 AM
This is a beautiful news report, Saber. You defiantly deserve to become a news reporter if you continue reports like this in the future. Well done, and good luck!
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14th June 2015, 06:03 PM
Maggie wrote on 14th June 2015 05:55 PM:
so basically this whole thing is to copy savannah
I don't even know who savannah is. I would never copy anyone. I wrote this all from scratch and I had to redo it 5 times. I have no clue what you are talking about.
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14th June 2015, 06:07 PM
Sam wrote on 14th June 2015 06:05 PM:
Maggie said on 14th June 2015 05:55 PM:
so basically this whole thing is to copy savannah
says the girl that fakes depression. Fake.
so basically this whole thing is to copy savannah
says the girl that fakes depression. Fake.
SHUT UP YOU JERK! IF YOU KNEW WHAT I GO THROUGH EVERY DAY YOU WOULD BE DEPRESSED!