Hello everyone! Thank you for reading my report. Tonight we have a lot of news to cover so without further ado, let's get started!

Moderator Spreadsheet Release 6/14/15
The spreadsheet hours were lowered to 12 hours a week. You also may only have 2 excuses per every 3 weeks.


Probation List: Fluffybacon (click the link to view her profile) http://forums.damenspike.com/profile/?id=2444

Demotion(s): Bailey was demoted from Moderator due to being inactive for 3 straight weeks without a reason. (click the link to view his profile) http://forums.damenspike.com/profile/Bailey-145/

Mckinlee was demoted from Moderator although she met the requirements, but she has shown qualities of immaturity and lying. The admins all decided it would be best for a demotion. But the day after, she was promoted back to Moderator again! (click the link to view her profile) http://forums.damenspike.com/profile/?id=10151
For original post, click here: http://forums.damenspike.com/view/?id=44140

Promotions and Demotions
Promotions:
Jasmine has became a News Reporter! (to view her profile, click my name )
Mckinlee has been promoted to Moderator!
(click the link to view her profile) http://forums.damenspike.com/profile/?id=10151
The Stag is our new Warlord after defeating Sir Matthew at his trial. Which leads me right into demotions!

Demotions:
Sir Matthew, our most recent Warlord was demoted. (click the link to view his profile) http://forums.damenspike.com/profile/?id=7783/
Bailey has been demoted from Moderator due to not being able to meet the Moderator spreadsheet hours for 3 weeks without a reason. (click the link to view his profile) http://forums.damenspike.com/profile/Bailey-145/

Trial of Sir Matthew
Sir Matthew was given a trial after being accused for lying, killing a scared warrior, abusing sword, being inappropriate and swearing. His trial was yesterday at 5 PM EST/10 PM UK.
Here were the results:
Matthew was given a trial by combat. If he defeated The Stag, he would keep Warlord. If he lost, he would be demoted on the DSGHQ. He ended up losing and The Stag ended up becoming the new Warlord! Congratulations to him! For original post about his trial, click here: http://forums.damenspike.com/view/44299/

Forums News Feed
Matthewvacc's rank was changed to Member. http://forums.damenspike.com/profile/Matthewvacc-7783/ (click the link to view his profile)
Detective Jilly's rank was changed to Master (click the link to view her profile) http://forums.damenspike.com/profile/?id=5646/
Trial Of Sir Matthew Warlord DSGHQ discussion was promoted.
LegoRPG Alpha Beta Testing Video! was promoted and pinned to Cool Stuff.
Djnn Healers discussion was promoted.

Birthdays
Happy birthday to you, another year has just flew! Another year has just flew.. happy birthday to you! Today we have quite a lot of birthdays. Those birthday people are:

Larry123 is 12 today!
Positive Bubbly is 11 today!
new display name is 14 today!
sparklz is 13 today!
Pengpal is 14 today!
(there's a username that sounds like something really bad so I will not mention it but that user is 15 today! Please let me know if I can say that username or not, I'm not entirely sure.)
AriyaHeart is 16 today!
Vulpix is 13 today!
PlotTwister is 16 today!
Deejay is 18 today!
XxCrispyxX is 12 today!
Madison is 14 today!
Sorry that I couldn't get any of your profiles. My computer is lagging like crazy. Anyways, happy birthday to every single one of you!

Happy Birthday!
Djnn Healers
Legendary Healer Dancebear and High Priest Mico have been successfully trained to heal previous dead people to make the Djnn Army.
The Djnn army fight for us. Basically, Mico and Dancebear are Djnn healers and have the powers of the Djnn to heal the army. The Djnn army are soliders, not users. You cannot play as a Djnn. Djnn healing takes 5 litres of potion and altogether each healer has 50 litres of potions. Dancebear and Mico can each heal 10 people for the Djnn army. When the time is near, Shrek will call the Djnn army to fight for us. Also, Dancebear can now heal zombies.

LegoRPG Alpha Beta Testing Video
Exciting news! Tennis made a video of him and Damen in the Alpha Test! They join forces in co-op Hunger Games match. The point of co-op is to survive as long as possible against hoards of Skeletons and Skeletors. Enjoy the video that was made! I can't wait for LegoRPG to come out!

For original post, click here: http://forums.damenspike.com/view/44259/

The Undead Case Status
As you may know, there is a mission going on right now to become an OldCP Detective. Right now, here has what has been solved:
-Find out who Squidward really is. (unsolved)
-Find out how to create an army of the undead for Shrek (completed)
-Find out what the undead are like (almost done)
-Find out the agents of Squidward (uncompleted)
-Resurrect the dead into an army for Shrek (uncompleted)
-Destroy Squidward and his army of the undead. (uncompleted)

Latest Clues:
-Could /jr squidward be containing a formula that Squidward is using?
-Could a recently spotted puffle in the form of a ball of the blue flame be a member of Squidward's army?

STATUS: Waiting for next case

CASEFILE:
1. Writing on the wall
(solved by Foxehhhh and War4.)
The equation:
Death + Medic (Life)= Undead



See #gameoftheundead for more information.

Conclusion
Well, that was it! Thank you for joining me on DSGHQ News with Saber. I have decided what days I can make news reports. Thursday (backup Friday) and Sunday. Those are the days when you can expect reports from me. Thank you for taking the time to read this and I hope you enjoyed! See you on Sunday with another News Report!