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Freehawk
4th July 2015, 06:14 PM
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THE HEADLINES:
GOLD OF HOUSE DRAKE - THE RESULTS
THE ROOKIE SYSTEM
PETER'S LIFE 11
PROBLEM POOKIE #1
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GOLD OF HOUSE DRAKE - THE RESULTS
THE ROOKIE SYSTEM
PETER'S LIFE 11
PROBLEM POOKIE #1
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GOLD OF HOUSE DRAKE - THE RESULTS
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On Friday the 3rd of July, Emperor Damen (Alongside the 'Imperial Bank of DSGHQ') held a gold competition. You had to surpass a series of tasks in unison with a team/house. The winning team had won 5000 gold to share between themselves, runners up got 2000 gold. Also, the 'Best Leader' got an extra 500 gold for themselves as a token of appreciation for what they done for their rightful team. Here are the results of each task:
Ironically, only TWO teams showed up, Wizards and Fireworks. Task 1 was all about pulling great dance moves, Fireworks shaked their flippers to first in that round! But Wizards kicked back with a 13-11 win in Damenball, the crowd were bursting with excitement during that intense match! Task 3 saw a draw between the two sides as they, using their penguin selves, had to make a nose. But it came back to a single-sided match as Wizards made a LAUGHING STOCK out of themselves in the comedy challenge! Both were hilarious and entertained all! Stage 5 was rather peculiar. Both sides were given a duo of riddles to figure out; according to sources (Correct us if we're wrong), Wizards won that round with their thinking caps on the right way! There was ANOTHER draw as both teams pleased Emperor Damen with their fresh, soft towels. The last round was to run the Coffee Shop! Fun fact: The Pookie Standard founder, Jake01, worked their as an official waiter!
But only one succeeded in that round, FIREWORKS! Their glory blew them to first place, but the gold war was of course nip and tuck!
PHOTOGRAPHY:
Ironically, only TWO teams showed up, Wizards and Fireworks. Task 1 was all about pulling great dance moves, Fireworks shaked their flippers to first in that round! But Wizards kicked back with a 13-11 win in Damenball, the crowd were bursting with excitement during that intense match! Task 3 saw a draw between the two sides as they, using their penguin selves, had to make a nose. But it came back to a single-sided match as Wizards made a LAUGHING STOCK out of themselves in the comedy challenge! Both were hilarious and entertained all! Stage 5 was rather peculiar. Both sides were given a duo of riddles to figure out; according to sources (Correct us if we're wrong), Wizards won that round with their thinking caps on the right way! There was ANOTHER draw as both teams pleased Emperor Damen with their fresh, soft towels. The last round was to run the Coffee Shop! Fun fact: The Pookie Standard founder, Jake01, worked their as an official waiter!
But only one succeeded in that round, FIREWORKS! Their glory blew them to first place, but the gold war was of course nip and tuck!
PHOTOGRAPHY:
Both the teams' nosey noses!
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THE ROOKIE SYSTEM
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Emperor Damen released a new 'Rookie System' on the DSGHQ Forums. This system achieves a limitation for these new users on the Forums. It'll also do WONDERS for staff as they don't have to handle many problems Rookies commit; in spite of them being new, too! The Rookie System prevents Rookies from: Commenting on Moods, using the [ img] tag, using the [ video] tag and URLs. They can use all these things, however, when Rookies reach 40 reputation points; that secures them the Member rank.
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THIS JUST IN:
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Emperor Damen has just announced a Royal Party! It is going to be held TOMORROW AT THRONE ROOM, | |15:00 (3PM) EST | | 20:00 (8PM) GMT | |
WARNING: YOU HAVE TO BE ROYAL, OR AN ADMINISTRATOR/MODERATOR ANYWHERE IN THE DSGHQ, OR LEVEL 100 ON THE FORUMS OR HAVE 10,000 GOLD. ENTRY FEE IS 5,000 GOLD, THE PARTY WILL HAVE THE MOST PIQUANT PASTRIES AND FOODS, SECRET DISCUSSIONS, REDEMPTION BADGES AND GOLD TOBLERONES!
WARNING: YOU HAVE TO BE ROYAL, OR AN ADMINISTRATOR/MODERATOR ANYWHERE IN THE DSGHQ, OR LEVEL 100 ON THE FORUMS OR HAVE 10,000 GOLD. ENTRY FEE IS 5,000 GOLD, THE PARTY WILL HAVE THE MOST PIQUANT PASTRIES AND FOODS, SECRET DISCUSSIONS, REDEMPTION BADGES AND GOLD TOBLERONES!
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PETER'S LIFE NO.11!
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Peter is outside having a walk from the end of his road to the start and back, but he has a small encounter, literally...
Peter: SKIP SKIP SKIP TO MY LOU! DON'T YOU KNOW I'M AWESOME AND YOU? YOU ARE A PIECE OF POO! PIECE OF POO MY DARLI- WOAH
Chuck: *Looks up* Hello there, Peter....
Peter: CHUCK? HOW DID YOU- WHERE DID YOU.. GO BEFORE I SQUASH YOU!
Chuck: Oh no no no. You watch out, I'LL squash you. Bodyguard, CACKLE FOR ME. CACKLE CACKLE CACKLE!
Peter: ... *Punches Chuck into postbox*
Ugh, should've chucked you into it instead. DOUBLE
Peter: SKIP SKIP SKIP TO MY LOU! DON'T YOU KNOW I'M AWESOME AND YOU? YOU ARE A PIECE OF POO! PIECE OF POO MY DARLI- WOAH
Chuck: *Looks up* Hello there, Peter....
Peter: CHUCK? HOW DID YOU- WHERE DID YOU.. GO BEFORE I SQUASH YOU!
Chuck: Oh no no no. You watch out, I'LL squash you. Bodyguard, CACKLE FOR ME. CACKLE CACKLE CACKLE!
Peter: ... *Punches Chuck into postbox*
Ugh, should've chucked you into it instead. DOUBLE
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PROBLEM POOKIE #1
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Welcome to Problem Pookie. You seek our advice and THIS pookie will sort out your problem! Today we have lulu2's problem.
Hi Problem Pookie, I have a problem. Well, my mom is strict and i asked if I could get the new smosh movie. She said before I could get it she would have to watch smosh shows. Now this is the biggest issue of my life because I'm not allowed to watch people who swear. Now if she sees the smosh videos, she's gonna flip out. Help!!!! ~ You should let her see the videos and then you own up. Apologize and say that you only liked Smosh for their content and not for the swearing. Show your mother how mature you are for handling swears. Maybe then will she let you see the movie. If not, don't watch it in secret. You will still dig your troubles deeper. Disobeying is bad. Learn your lesson and never do it again. You can still watch Smosh videos, but as I said, be mature about the inappropriate content involved.
Hi Problem Pookie, I have a problem. Well, my mom is strict and i asked if I could get the new smosh movie. She said before I could get it she would have to watch smosh shows. Now this is the biggest issue of my life because I'm not allowed to watch people who swear. Now if she sees the smosh videos, she's gonna flip out. Help!!!! ~ You should let her see the videos and then you own up. Apologize and say that you only liked Smosh for their content and not for the swearing. Show your mother how mature you are for handling swears. Maybe then will she let you see the movie. If not, don't watch it in secret. You will still dig your troubles deeper. Disobeying is bad. Learn your lesson and never do it again. You can still watch Smosh videos, but as I said, be mature about the inappropriate content involved.
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PROMOTIONS, DEMOTIONS, PLAYER OF THE DAY AND BIRTHDAYS!
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Luke ~ Master to Moderator
Rawr ~ Member to Master
Mal31 ~ Rookie to Member
Jess ~ Rookie to Member
BP28 ~ Moderator to Administrator
Rawr ~ Member to Master
Mal31 ~ Rookie to Member
Jess ~ Rookie to Member
BP28 ~ Moderator to Administrator
Damen Is Here ~ Member to Rookie
Aine ~ News Reporter to Member
Glim ~ Master to Member
Patrick ~ Master to Member
Roberto ~ Administrator to Lord
Aine ~ News Reporter to Member
Glim ~ Master to Member
Patrick ~ Master to Member
Roberto ~ Administrator to Lord
Player of The Day is... Skywolf!
LuigiRandomness is 9 today!
Titus is 10 today!
Angi is 14 today!
Twerk is 14 today! (Sorry if that's inapp)
Troy is 17 today!
panda2 is 16 today!
Padwolf is 17 today!
grassseeds is 20 today!
Titus is 10 today!
Angi is 14 today!
Twerk is 14 today! (Sorry if that's inapp)
Troy is 17 today!
panda2 is 16 today!
Padwolf is 17 today!
grassseeds is 20 today!
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The Pookie Standard
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The Pookie Standard
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Kacket 
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Wizard
4th July 2015, 09:34 PM
Great news report! Awesome as always.
Also, the picture on the top says 2013 LOL
Also, the picture on the top says 2013 LOL
Your hand fits in mine like it's made just for me
But bear this mind it was meant to be
And I'm joining up the dots with the freckles on your cheeks
And it all makes sense to me
I know you've never loved the crinkles by your eyes when you smile
You've never loved your stomach or your thighs
The dimples in your back at the bottom of your spine
But I'll love them endlessly
I won't let these little things slip out of my mouth
But if I do, it's you, oh it's you, they add up to
I'm in love with you and all these little things
You can't go to bed without a cup of tea
Maybe that's the reason that you talk in your sleep
And all those conversations are the secrets that I keep
Though it makes no sense to me
I know you've never loved the sound of your voice on tape
You never want to know how much you weigh
You still have to squeeze into your jeans
But you're perfect to me
I won't let these little things slips out of my mouth
But if it's true, it's you, it's you, they add up to
I'm in love with you and all these little things
You never love yourself half as much as I love you
You'll never treat yourself right darling but I want you to
If I let you know, I'm here for you
Maybe you'll love yourself like I love you oh
I've just let these little things slip out of my mouth
Because it's you, oh it's you, it's you they add up to
And I'm in love with you (all these little things)
I won't let these little things slip out of my mouth
But if it's true, it's you, it's you they add up to
I'm in love with you, and all your little things
I'm in love with 1D and all Niall's little things
But bear this mind it was meant to be
And I'm joining up the dots with the freckles on your cheeks
And it all makes sense to me
I know you've never loved the crinkles by your eyes when you smile
You've never loved your stomach or your thighs
The dimples in your back at the bottom of your spine
But I'll love them endlessly
I won't let these little things slip out of my mouth
But if I do, it's you, oh it's you, they add up to
I'm in love with you and all these little things
You can't go to bed without a cup of tea
Maybe that's the reason that you talk in your sleep
And all those conversations are the secrets that I keep
Though it makes no sense to me
I know you've never loved the sound of your voice on tape
You never want to know how much you weigh
You still have to squeeze into your jeans
But you're perfect to me
I won't let these little things slips out of my mouth
But if it's true, it's you, it's you, they add up to
I'm in love with you and all these little things
You never love yourself half as much as I love you
You'll never treat yourself right darling but I want you to
If I let you know, I'm here for you
Maybe you'll love yourself like I love you oh
I've just let these little things slip out of my mouth
Because it's you, oh it's you, it's you they add up to
And I'm in love with you (all these little things)
I won't let these little things slip out of my mouth
But if it's true, it's you, it's you they add up to
I'm in love with you, and all your little things
I'm in love with 1D and all Niall's little things
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4th July 2015, 10:57 PM
Awesome news report! Congratulations on News Reporter, too. +1
Train! #train
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