A long long time ago, there was a midget man named John. John disliked his life. He wished he would just die and never live ever again. So 1 day, his mother goes up to his bed, while seeing John wailing and crying! "What's the matter, John?!" his mother asked in a very high-pitched British accent. "I HATE LIFE WHY CAN'T I JUST DIE?!?!?!?" John retorted with no accent. "Life is the most precious gift," said John's mother with a slight British accent. "No it's not, life is horrid!!!!" John said, slightly sounding like he had a British accent. (He and his family loved to speak in their talented British accent) "You're limited of so much things!!!" continued John. "Exactly, you're saying you get everything you expect and want?" said John's mother. "No!" she continued. "Life is unfair. I thought my very intelligent son knew that by now!" said his mother continuing. "But... but..." murmured John. "No 'but's!" said John's mother in a very high-pitched British accent. "Life is UNFAIR!" he continued. "But without life, you would have no family," she continued. "And without life nobody will know about you, because you don't exist!!! You won't be born, you won't exist!" continued his extreme-intelligent mother. "But I don't care... I'm useless to the planet." added on John. "But you don't know if you'll get into an incredible college and university and become the richest person in the country!" added on John's mother. "What if I won't? Which is most probably going to happen! Most probably I'm NOT going to be rich at all!" "I'll be a poor beggar!" said John. "No you won't!" said John's mother, nervously. John went over to the dining room and sat down. He grabbed his laptop, went on dictionary.reference.com and looked up life. It was a combination of a bunch of different molecules and substances. He went on a different source of dictionary, and "life" meant useless junk. He showed that text to his mother. She was amazed that someone intelligent posted that on a public dictionary site! Only intelligent people (scientists) are allowed to post definitions on that specific dictionary source!!! His mother was very surprised a scientist posted "useless junk" as the meaning of life. She did not let her son believe this bad source of definition. She went back to dictionary.reference.com and she said that was the true meaning. They kept going back and forth fighting over which meaning was true. When John's Mother's husband came home, John rushed to his dad and asked, "What does life mean?" "Life is a combination of atoms and molecules." retorted John's father. John then forgot about what everyone's said, and replayed the part of his memory which said that life was the most precious gift. And from that point on, John considered himself and life a sacred combination of mass.

Moral: Life is the most precious gift. Treat it responsibly