A girl goes to the mall with her friend, and meets a hunchback. She says, "Why are you so ugly?"
Quasimodo, the hunchback, replied with, "Well you see, when I was younger, I couldn't reach the bells, so I ran up the wall, and hit it with my head."
The girl's friend says, "Who was that?"
The girl said, "I don't know, but his face rings a bell."