Hey Penguins!
I have a couple funny jokes that will make you laugh out loud!
Why should you only put 239 beans in soup?
Because one more will make it "too-farty"!

What did one casket say to the sick casket?
Is that you coughin'?

Why did the ants dance on the Jelly Jar?
The lid said, "Twist to open."

An elderly husband and wife visit their doctor when they begin forgetting little things. Their doctor tells them that many people find it useful to write themselves little notes.
When they get home, the wife says, "Dear, will you please go to the kitchen and get me a dish of ice cream? And maybe write that down so you won't forget?"
"Nonsense," says the husband, "I can remember a dish of ice cream."
"Well," says the wife, "I'd also like some strawberries and whipped cream on it."
"My memory's not all that bad," says the husband. "No problem -- a dish of ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream. I don't need to write it down."
He goes into the kitchen; his wife hears pots and pans banging around. The husband finally emerges from the kitchen and presents his wife with a plate of bacon and eggs.
She looks at the plate and asks, "Hey, where's the toast I asked for?"

Lol thanks for all these jokes. You should do more.

Why did barney fart? becuse, the horse told him to eat a sandwhich!

nice and i have one: what kind of pokemon sneezes WAY to much? a pik-ACHOO!