You're babysitting the toddler of your friend's parents. Someone's trespassed and attacks the toddler. You don't feel like taking action, so you then just eat ice cream with the intruder while getting to know each other better. The parents enter, witnessing the damaged child. They decide to have you both arrested unless you share the ice cream, which you don't. You're sentenced to 20 years.

You're surrounded by criminals, the food's awful, you can only eat a scientifically recommended amount of food a day, and probably most importantly to you: no more internet. You just have to escape.

What do you do?
*Toe high five*

TheAce wrote on 23rd January 2016 05:04 PM:

You're babysitting the toddler of your friend's parents. Someone's trespassed and attacks the toddler. You don't feel like taking action, so you then just eat ice cream with the intruder while getting to know each other better. The parents enter, witnessing the damaged child. They decide to have you both arrested unless you share the ice cream, which you don't. You're sentenced to 20 years.

You're surrounded by criminals, the food's awful, you can only eat a scientifically recommended amount of food a day, and probably most importantly to you: no more internet. You just have to escape.

What do you do?
*Toe high five*

die right on the spot

I was in jail for 20 years because I hacked Damen. Jk

just cry untill they feel to bad and let me out or just have my mom bail me out she can just ask the bank for a loan pay and bam

well no information was given that there were security cameras or closed door/windows

walk out

1Alice1 wrote on 23rd January 2016 05:20 PM:

well no information was given that there were security cameras or closed door/windows

walk out

I was sure I wouldn't have to explain that they don't keep occupied jail cells open but who cares, that's a valid answer man.

Take the bobby pin from your cell mate's hair and then pick the lock and punch, knock out, or kill the police men.

TheAce wrote on 23rd January 2016 05:27 PM:

1Alice1 said on 23rd January 2016 05:20 PM:
well no information was given that there were security cameras or closed door/windows

walk out

I was sure I wouldn't have to explain that they don't keep occupied jail cells open but who cares, that's a valid answer man.

my logic mind

1Alice1 wrote on 23rd January 2016 05:20 PM:

well no information was given that there were security cameras or closed door/windows

walk out

lol pure lol

julianhak wrote on 23rd January 2016 05:46 PM:

1Alice1 said on 23rd January 2016 05:20 PM:
well no information was given that there were security cameras or closed door/windows

walk out

lol pure lol

You're in jail man, this is not a funny time is it? Apparently it is.

TheAce wrote on 23rd January 2016 05:48 PM:

julianhak said on 23rd January 2016 05:46 PM:
1Alice1 said on 23rd January 2016 05:20 PM:
well no information was given that there were security cameras or closed door/windows

walk out

lol pure lol

You're in jail man, this is not a funny time is it? Apparently it is.

theres allways a time for humer

SHUN THE NON BELIEVER
SHUUUUUNNN

I would use the hidden power of Jaffa Cakes to melt the jail

Cry, or try to get my friends to bail me out.

Okay lets go back all the way to where my imaginary friends parent asked me to watch their toddler. Well, I would ask why wont their other older child take care of their sibling?

But if I was in jail my escape plan would be to negotiate with a lawyer since they like negotiating.