"I'm feeling blue..."
Why are you blue?"
"Because I went to the face-paint shop."

Girl goes to the mall with her friend.
A hunchback, called Quasimodo, was also there. The girl bumps into him, and asks, "Why are you so ugly?"
"Well you see," replied Quasimodo, "when I was young, I was too small to reach the bell, so I would run up the wall, and smash my face on it."
The girl goes to her friend.
Her friend asks, "Who was that?"
"I don't know, but his face rings a bell..."

Knock, Knock.
"Who's there?"
"Adolf."
"Adolf who?"
"Adolf ball hit me in the mouth."

"Doctor, doctor! My husband, he is just too FAT, I just can't live with him, can you help me?
"I know exactly what to do! Everyday get him to walk 6 miles, then by the end of the week, he'll be 42 miles away from you!"