Hi and stuff

Welcome "back" to Megger's Guide To The Unexplained. Anomaly 567: The Kids Choice Awards.



Today we investigate how Spongebob "won" cartoon "of the year". It's been "winning" since Stan Pines said "let there be light". I texted someone who knows everything and asked him if winners are predetermined.



When I zoom in, I see this: "this is a new kingdom and I will be the king." He's floating.


Now for the letters and stuff. I took french a few years ago and still have the notes about what these french numbers, letters, and symbols mean in English.

-& (heart)
7:7 ( 51+ times)
-'-: (bagel)
&- (stab)
®_©- (blind)
* (winners fake and KCAS be picked are taken will)
51+ (KCAs are)
:=^-capture
-& (drag to kingdom)

Now let's see if I can decode this....."KCAs are fake, the winners picked will be captured, taken, and dragged to my kingdom to be stabbed in the heart 51+ times with bagels and become blinded while i'm floating."

Yeah that sounds about right and not confusing. I guess this person is controlling the award shows?

Lmaooooo! Just laughing rn. Bill cipher thoooo

Kat Fairytail wrote on 13th March 2016 09:08 PM:

Lmaooooo! Just laughing rn. Bill cipher thoooo

No, that's Adam Sandler

Gj Adam Sandler, Good Job.

Sabs wrote on 13th March 2016 09:59 PM:

Gj Adam Sandler, Good Job.

WHaT?! You're good jobbing him but not me? Sure he came up with the code, but I was the master mind who decoded it so let me get them credits

I'm starting to think your obsession with Gravity Falls is a little.... 'unhealthy', lol.

Ninjay wrote on 13th March 2016 10:16 PM:

I'm starting to think your obsession with Gravity Falls is a little.... 'unhealthy', lol.

Yeah but who doesn't have an unhealthy obsession

tHIS aII m@ke$ $3n$3 n0w.

Megs Pines wrote on 13th March 2016 10:25 PM:

Ninjay said on 13th March 2016 10:16 PM:
I'm starting to think your obsession with Gravity Falls is a little.... 'unhealthy', lol.



Yeah but who doesn't have an unhealthy obsession

That's actually pretty true.

bill just needs black pixel glasses & a hat that says dope

...But what if I disguised myself as Adam Sandler, and maybe really I control the award shows? :o

Swirlie wrote on 14th March 2016 04:25 PM:

...But what if I disguised myself as Adam Sandler, and maybe really I control the award shows? :o

I'd ask you why you enjoy stabbing people in the heart with bagels

this is nice xD

This is so sad. Alexa, play despacito.