G'DAY! MERRY CHRYSLER! WHATEVER. LET'S GET TO THE IMPORTANT STUFF...THE DRAMA. THE SWEET DRAMA. ALSO THE AUSTRALIAN BICEPS. Yesterday the camp was attacked by UNDEAD PIRATES!! Those blasted pirates always get upset when we film on Das...and the campers had to FIGHT THEM OFF! Radaghast tried to shoot them, he was successful in killing Martin Sunderland but another pirate ended up shooting Radaghast dead as revenge.
ALSO, it turns out that those pesky campers were burning calories way too fast. Many died of starvation because of this. But that's boring! It sounds like all were revived, including Radaghast so they can have another chance, and the calorie burning has been slowed down AND -3000 calories is the critical point. The camp currently has no food, but that will change after the trial hopefully...
RANGER04: RADAGHAST, YOU WERE KILLED BY THOSE PESKY PIRATES YESTERDAY! BUT NOW YOUR BACK! HOW DOES IT FEEL?
Radaghast: It feels weird. I can’t explain it, but I guess it’s good to be back. Besides that I’m starving and have PTSD.
RANGER04: HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE CAMP HAVING NO FOOD?
Radaghast: Hungry mostly, but I know its because of Dragon, so I'm also angry
RANGER04: HOW SHOULD THE CAMP DEAL WITH DRAGON?
Radaghast: I don’t think he should be executed. But maybe punished. I was thinking, locked in cirithungol. Filled with 200 spiders and snakes. If he survives, he comes back. If he dies, too bad.
RANGER04: IF YOU WERE CAMP CAPTAIN, WHAT WOULD BE A RULE YOU WOULD HAVE?
Radaghast: I would have a food list, where everyone has to mark what they ate and how many calories they have. The second trial of IAPGMOOH is Santa's Crittershop. EVIL SANTA has arrived once again, and he brings some good and bad gifts! Some have food and med kits and others have DEADLY CREATURES OF AUSTRALIA! The public has voted in...SUGAR to do this trial!
EVIL SANTA IS A HEAVY SMOKER OF THE GREEN STUFF. REAL NAUGHTY. DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME.
Sugars luck was not tooo good, looks like Santa brought a lot of critters with him. Here's some photographs I snapped:
SUDDENLY AN ORC CAME. SUGAR DEFENDED HERSELF TAKING NO DAMAGE FROM ORC! AMAZING.
IN TOTAL she won 6 meals and some other goodies. BearGrylls breaks the news to the Rangers that Stephan stole a sword, and the Rangers rushed to tell Camp Captain Lush. At first, she was angry. But Stephan surrendered, saying he just wanted a cool sword. The viewers have voted Flame to be the second camp captain. It will be interesting to see how his leadership differences from Lush. Flame had a past of being evil. Since Habsolo is an inactive camp mate, he was replaced with Jesse! Jesse will be camp mate 7. Here's the moment he was welcomed to camp:
It will be even more interesting now that there is another active camp mate, and it will be interesting to see what enemies this camp mate makes, and what drama will come out of it. The first camp mate to get voted out of the camp by the public is...YALMON.
Yalmon has not logged on once, so I'm not surprised with the results. It is good that the public has kept the active camp mates in for another day.
Ranger04: HELLO SUGAR. ANYTHING YOU WANT TO SPIT OUT TO THE CAMERA RIGHT AWAY?
Sugar: Yes. I’M COMING FOR THE CROWN!!!!!!!!!
Ranger04: HAHAHA YOU THINK!!!
Sugar: yes
Ranger04: YOU WON A LOT OF STUFF FOR THE CAMP TODAY. HOW DOES IT FEEL?
Sugar: It feels good, because we’ve all been struggling. Especially last night.
Ranger04: WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS TO WIN THIS THING?
Sugar: Well if I’m being honest…working together. But I’m not afraid to get rid of anyone that’s a threat to the camp. One way or another if you know what I mean. But in order to win, you have to work with all the other campmates. So that’s my plan.
That just about wraps it up for DAY TWO of IAPGMOOH!! As always, my post will be updated if more happens tonight, and I will highlight what happens in my following post. THANKS FOR TUNING IN.

*FLEXES BICEPS* RANGER04, OUT.
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DRAGON SHOT BY FLAME!! Dragon ate one big mac, and Flame decided as camp captain to execute Dragon. RIP Dragon.

Great report! Hope to see some more good stuff!

Great report, girl. Love it.

sHuT yOuR tRaP sAnTa

great report sis

Great report, Sled!

Amazing report as always

Outstanding, Ranger04

Good report