G'DAY YOU PESKY NON-AUSTRALIAN READERS. RANGER04 HERE. DAY THREE OF IAPGMOOH WAS TODAY AND I'M BRINGING YOU THE FULL SCOOP. LETS GET TO IT! Both Dragon and Stephan were shot and killed by Flame. Dragon was shot late last night due to eating, and Stephan was shot because Alatar cheated in votes for Stephan to stay on IAPGMOOH. His fellow camp mates have told him to chill out on the killing, but will he stop? Flame might just win this thing being a cold hearted penguin. We will see.
In other news, Flame shot Sir Naii because he died of starvation, but it didn't show him die in game and I guess Flame wanted to see more bloodshed. Lyss also died to starvation after a Ranger went against the rules and told her not to eat when us Rangers have no say in what happens. Since then, both Sir Naii and Lyss were revived. The campers found this note in their food supply drop today, saying there would be a Dingo Dane Challenge today at 4pm EST! Huzzah, I finally got to see the leader of our Kangaroo family once again.
But alas, the Dane didn't show up. There will also be no trial today.
RANGER04: HOW DO YOU GUYS FEEL ABOUT NO TRIAL TODAY?
Lyss: I don’t really mind.
Flame: I mean, I’m alright, I’m just worried about Dingo Dane. Is he coming?
RANGER04: DON’T THINK SO. HOW DO YOU THINK THE CAMP WILL MANAGE WITHOUT THE FOOD?
Lyss: We will be okay, as long as we have food. Most of these campers are fat!
Flame: People who haven’t eaten will have to worry about the food. People under -1.5k are screwed.
RANGER04: ANY DRAMA?
Lyss: Yes. I have a problem with these rangers.
Flame: She’s gonna shoot me…They’re rude to her. I also was gonna shoot one. Don’t leak. (RANGER NOTES: I’M LEAKING HAHAHAHA)
Ranger04: WHO DO YOU THINK WILL DIE NEXT?
Lyss: Radaghast.
Flame: Radaghast or Melian.
RANGER04: WHY?
Flame: He may starve. Preston may starve too. Lots of starvation. Starvation is going to be an issue.
RANGER04: YES AND PEOPLE WILL NO LONGER BE REVIVED. THANK YOU
RANGER04: KACE! HOW’S CAMP GOING?
Kace: Good, good.
RANGER04: DO YOU HAVE ANY ENEMIES IN CAMP?
Kace: Not really, only the ones that go into positive food.
RANGER04: YOU ALMOST DIED OF STARVATION. BUT A FOOD DROP CAME. HOW DOES IT FEEL?
Kace: Feels kinda sad. People save no food, they just eat it all. They just wanna head into positives.
RANGER04: SOUNDS LIKE THE CAMP’S MINDSET IS EVERY MAN FOR THEMSELVES, HMM?
Kace: Yes, the camp captain didn’t really control it. The camp captain is doing it too. Just eating into positive calories.
RANGER04: WHAT WOULD YOU DO AS CAMP CAPTAIN?
Kace: I would make sure to limit peoples eating. Almost everyone I see with /h is +1000
RANGER04: WHO DO YOU THINK WILL DIE NEXT?
Kace: Probably Kace. (He is currently at -955)
RANGER04: CMON DON’T SAY THAT. I THINK PRESTO MIGHT IMO. HE HASN’T BEEN ON ALL DAY.
Kace: Maybe.
RANGER04: I WISH YOU LUCK, AND HOPEFULLY MORE FOOD DROPS.
Kace: Same. Same.
WELL THERE YOU HAVE IT FOLKS! SORRY IT'S A SHORT ONE TODAY! IF ANYTHING ELSE HAPPENS, I'LL LET YOU KNOW IN THIS POST AND ON TOMORROWS POST. THE TRIAL WITH HER MAJESTY, SHELOB, WILL BE TOMORROW.

UNTIL THEN, RANGER04 OUT

i'm your biggest fan ranger04 please sign my forehead, bookbag, phone, playstation, bed, pillow, and dog

Coddy wrote on 26th December 2018, 05:09 PM:

i'm your biggest fan ranger04 please sign my forehead, bookbag, phone, playstation, bed, pillow, and dog

you didn't even like my post sthu

I sat on the computer for 5 hours typing a report for the trial LOOOL but I can still report on something though hehehe
GREAT REPORT SLEDDIE I LOVE YOU

Zendaya2408 wrote on 26th December 2018, 05:14 PM:

I sat on the computer for 5 hours typing a report for the trial LOOOL but I can still report on something though hehehe
GREAT REPORT SLEDDIE I LOVE YOU

FR, 5 HOURS?? AND IT GOT CANCELLED

Sleddy wrote on 26th December 2018, 05:10 PM:

Coddy wrote on 26th December 2018, 05:09 PM:
i'm your biggest fan ranger04 please sign my forehead, bookbag, phone, playstation, bed, pillow, and dog
you didn't even like my post sthu

sorry mommy

Coddy wrote on 26th December 2018, 05:16 PM:

Sleddy wrote on 26th December 2018, 05:10 PM:
Coddy wrote on 26th December 2018, 05:09 PM:
i'm your biggest fan ranger04 please sign my forehead, bookbag, phone, playstation, bed, pillow, and dog
you didn't even like my post sthu
sorry mommy

NOW I WILL ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR LOVE
*GIVES AUTOGRAPHS*

Great report, Ranger04!

Well actually.. I died again.

noice

Amazing report Sled! I love it.