G'DAY, RANGER04 HERE. REPORTING FROM THE BUSH. BRAVING THE ELEMENTS OF THE WILDERNESS OF DAS. I ATE SHELOB'S BODY FOR BREAKFAST LUNCH AND DINNER. THANKS LUSH AND SUGAR. LET'S GET TO THE NEWS.
RANGER04: JESSE! How does it feel to be a campmate once again?
Jesse: BAD MAN, I HATE IT!
RANGER04: DO YOU HAVE ANY ENEMIES IN CAMP?
Jesse: yea. Sugar, Lush, Swirlie, etc. Most of the girls.
RANGER04: ANY PLANS ON HOW YOU’RE GOING TO WIN?
Jesse: Yeah. Not to do any of the trials. And not die.
RANGER04: WHAT WOULD YOU DO AS A CAMP CAPTAIN?
Jesse: Eat all the food and kill all the threats.
RANGER04: JUICY. ANY OTHER DRAMA YOU WISH TO SHARE?
Jesse: Ye. Preston told me he likes Sugar in DMs this morning
RANGER04: OH NO…LOVE…IN THE CAMP. YUCK! THANK YOU JESSE.
Jesse: IKR The public has voted LYSS in as the third camp captain! It will be interesting to see how she leads the camp. For jungle wars, the camp mate must reflect the lasers from the remotes for 10 minutes without dying! If the lasers hit him, critters come! Flame was voted in for this trial, as naturally, he has a lot of practice with a lightsaber.
Flame survived and earned 8 meals for the camp! He nearly made it out, with 10% health! For the first five minutes though, he didn't take damage which is a damn shame...I need some juicy death headlines. Sadly, Poosto was the unlucky penguin to be voted off the show! This is likely due to his lack of being online for long periods of time unlike the other campers. Although, Poosto was a great camper that followed the rules set by the camp captain and shall be missed. Poosto, you're a penguin, GTHO.
THAT'S IT FOR TODAY, YOU PESKY VIEWERS. TOO BAD THERE WAS NO DEATH. I LOVE EATING DEAD CAMP MA---- I MEAN THAT WOULD BE INCREDIBLY SAD NEWS BUT GREAT FOR THE HEADLINES. ANYWAYS...HERE'S A PICTURE OF LYSS CALLING ME UGLY PENGUIN...BUT EVERYONE KNOWS RANGER04 IS THE HOTTEST RANGER *FLEXES 12 PACK*
UNTIL TOMORROW...RANGER04 SIGNING OFF. OH, AND I'LL UPDATE THIS POST WITH ANYTHING THAT DEVELOPS LATER. The camp has been attacked by Spiders and ViPeR. Flame shot Viper several times, and the entire camp fought off the spiders!
MELIAN WAS POISONED BY VIPER! SUGAR KILLED VIPER! SNAKES ATTACKED, AND FLAME FOUGHT EM OFF. Melian has died. According to the camp mates, Melian, who was poisioned, suddenly started spinning as though he was possessed and then he just...dropped dead. Sadly it all happened way too quickly for a photograph and jungle cam isn't working correctly, but here is the proof that Melian died. RIP.

I think it's gonna become much harder after this, more deadly risks and events are going to happen...

(My 2000th post is a reply to this report. You should feel honored)

BlueLights wrote on 28th December 2018, 05:59 PM:

I think it's gonna become much harder after this, more deadly risks and events are going to happen...
(My 2000th post is a reply to this report. You should feel honored)

I'm so honored

jesse needs to calm himself. im not stealing his man like just WAIT UNTIL MY INTERVIEW SNEAKY LITTLE PPIECE OF-

Great report Sled!
I always enjoy reading your IAPGMOOH reports!
They're so ~scandalous~

Awesome report. RIP the jungle cam, and Melians a girl.

julianhak wrote on 28th December 2018, 09:46 PM:

Awesome report. RIP the jungle cam, and Melians a girl.

Thanks I thought she was but people kept saying him so I thought I was wrong ;(