Frogs and Sike were walking through a swamp and they came across an Ogre.

"Oh look at that ugly green thing!" said Sike.

"Lets go attack it!" said Frogs. Frogs went up to the Ogre and hit it with his red saber. It instantly turned green from contact with the Ogre.

The Ogre turned around. It turned out to be Shrek!



Shrek was not a happy man at this time.

"How did you not die!?!?!?!?!" exclaimed Frogs. "I totally REKT you back there!"

"You forget that Ogres are like onions. We have LAYERS." replied Shrek.



"I thought they were like cakes?" inquired Sike.



"No, we are not like cakes," replied Shrek. With that, Shrek turned Frogs into a balloon.



Sike ran away.

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